DUmmie FUnnies 10-19-06 (John Kerry Dares You To Question His Patriotism)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 19, 2006 | John F. Kerry, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[Steve0113]

It's up to all of us to say enough is enough. Stop the swift-boating. Stop the push-polling.

Those things must be working if he's so rabidly against them.

Stop the front groups that are created with single $5,000,000 donations from Texas tycoons.

Tell it to Soros. How many Rat 527's were out there in 2004?

[darkwing104]

Note to John...

It's not about your Patriotism, it's about your Integrity.

[kevkrom]

I'm boiling mad watching people who didn't serve attack those who did

You mean like your fellow-travellers at VVAW who lied about serving in order to tell fake sensationalist tales denigrating those who did?

[weegee]

I loathe the leftist despots.

They have pulled the same crap here that they have with the Communist infiltration in the 20th Century.

"Swiftboating" is now used as a pejorative in all sorts of circumstances as is "McCarthyism".

This is why I label the media's manufactured news "Zogbyism" and not just "yellow journalism". Forged documents, polls with cooked figures, depress the base, ignore the evidence. I call Bull Zogby.

[kevkrom]

,font color="red">Stop the front groups that are created with single $5,000,000 donations from Texas tycoons.

Because they're too darn effective at countering our front groups created by single giant donations from a euro-trash currency market rapist.

[kevkrom]

Yesterday, I had the chance to send out an email on behalf of The Patriot Project

However, I had my man-servant do it for me instead, as I was afraid that typing on a keyboard would muss up my new manicure.

[kevkrom]

When the greatest Prsidential candidate in decades gets behind something so worthwhile then look out Congress!

Oh, come on... this has to be a LFT.

[kevkrom]

It is our right to be free from a totalitarian regime. We as the human race have earned that much.

Says the HUffer wearing a "Che" shirt on its way back from a rally to free Saddam and lift the Cuban embargo.

[steveegg]

Is that a double-dog dare from Ketchup Boy?

Say, how did you beat me to Hot Air, you reformed Link Whore you? ;-)

[RedRover]

Thought you guys might want to see this follow-up to Kerry's e-mail.

[kevkrom]

And add to that someone who would meet with members of the Viet Cong and then advocate THEIR position to end the war on the Senate floor. He is a filthy rotten traitor always and forever.

I was always amazed at how many people bought into Kerry as havign a more "nuanced" foreign policy plan than Bush. I mean... look at the guy's record:

• Vietnam -- illegally meets with enemy, comes home to advocate that we give them everything they want
• Nicaragua -- meets with the enemy, comes home to advocate that we give them everything they want
• Iran -- declares that as President his policy will be to give them everything that they want
• North Korea -- declares that as President his policy will be to give them everything that they want

[Charles Henrickson]

Anyone who comes to Huffington Post has seen that the bloggers here have been the first to stand up and defend veterans. . . .

The HUffies have their back.

[Charles Henrickson]

But I need to tell you about a bigger effort. . . .

John Kerry, reporting for DUFUs!

[Charles Henrickson]

and could use all of our help with from now to November 7th.

Remember, remember, the 7th of Rovember!

[Charles Henrickson]

The Patriot Project has an incredibly important and concise mission. . . .

. . . To help ME, John Kerry. To make me look good.

[Charles Henrickson]

"This is our mission."

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to rant and rave and shout down anyone who comes after ME, John Kerry, with the facts. Should you or any of your fellow moonbats somehow be linked to ME, John Kerry, the Senator will disavow any knowledge of your activities. Good luck, HUffies!

[Charles Henrickson]

But there's a human face behind it.

Behind all the Botox and the orange artifical tan. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

They've got guts and they've got brains and they've got heart . . .

. . . and I've got rhythm and I've got music and I've got my gal--who could ask for anything more?

[MarineBrat]

Bow to me lesser replyers!

I bow to you... and in doing so I point my brown-eye in the general direction of "Hanoi" John.

[Charles Henrickson]

That's pretty damn fundamental. . . .

THOSE D*MN FUNDIES!