DUmmie FUnnies 09-28-06 (Absurd N-Word Accuser Of The Day)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 28, 2006 | DUmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

"The only person I have ever known to use that word is a Democrat from Boston."

Don't forget a certain Democrat in colorful robes in West Virginia.

[chesley]

If the bitter reality of utter defeat crushed people, well, there wouldn't be any DUmmies today.

Well, maybe by next year. We can only hope.

[kevkrom]

And NOW she speaks. Curious.

Not particularly. We all know that the 'rat playbook is to lie like a rug. Make up wild accusations and hope they stick.

In this case, they saw what kind of traction they got with the whole ridiculous "macaca" flap, and decided they could run their entire VA Senate campaign on the slogan "Allen is a racist". Suddenly, seemingly overnight, they manage to manufacture several "witnesses" to Allen's "racist" behavior. I'm shocked, shocked I say, to find fabricators and pervaricators in amoung the ranks of Democrat activists.

All this aside, the most recent "indcident" according to the allegations, is 1976. Not only is this 30 years in the past, Allen would have been 24 years old at the time.

So, for the sake of argument, let's just assume that everything being alleged is true, except the patently ridiculous story about the deer head. So what? Are we to believe that Allen has been secretly a racist, just waiting to pounce now, despite 8 years in the VA House, 2 years in the U.S. House, 4 years as VA governor, and 6 years in the VA Senate with absolutely NO indication that his public policies are in any way, shape, or form "racist"?

[Mr. Silverback]

Congratulations on catching yourself one of those hot Latina babes we know you love. When did you get married and how did I miss it?

BTW, if there is thread dealing specifically with Allen's win on the day after E-Day, it MUST be DUFUed!!!

[cripplecreek]

I believe he called you a bunch of Norse Herring shuckers.

[Charles Henrickson]

By all accounts he treated them with respect... and appointed them to leadership positions on the team and coaching staff.

Now this raises a question about the supposed 1976 comment about the black Redskin: Who is alleged to have made it? George Allen the son, a young man at the time, or George Allen the father, the great football coach?

[Mercat]

I had a fraternity brother (actually I guess he was my fraternity son since at the time I was the youngest-22- house mother at the University of Kansas), who would come over and have me apply eye make up. He was black and had converted to Judism and had decided he was gay. He went off the NY to dance and probably died of AIDS in the late 70s.

[chesley]

Those comments are from the Huffington Post. Remember some of the HUffie Posts are from conservatives

So are a lot of comments from the DUmmies. Deep cover Lousy FReeper Trolls who will eventually get banned. Me, for instance, although I am not on this thread or the HUffie one. I've been banned 3 times from DU and am working on my fourth.

[Mr. Silverback]

Yeah DUmmies...the party of racebaiting couldn't possibly be lying about Allen. Don't worry you little heads about it...war is peace, slavery is freedom, etc.

[Charles Henrickson]

I didn't like Allen as a coach because of the way he treated Sonny Jurgensen.

Yep. Dead giveaway. "Jurgensen" is a Scandinavian name, either Danish or Norwegian. The truth comes out.

Picking on Danes and Norwegians is fine if you're a Swede--we do it all the time--but if you're an outsider, then Scandinavian solidarity sets in.

[Mr. Silverback]

My first thought was "Who has a mailbox that big?"

[Charles Henrickson]

[I am now going to inform Charles Henrickson of the Swedish Anti-Defamation League about this matter.]

WE MARCH AT DAWN!

MAN THE VIKING BOATS!

[PJ-Comix]

Congratulations on catching yourself one of those hot Latina babes we know you love. When did you get married and how did I miss it?

I did TWO DUFU podcasts about it. And yet somehow the fed woman doesn't think we are really married. Now I have to go back to convince her.

[kevkrom]

WE MARCH AT DAWN! MAN THE VIKING BOATS!

Dude, I'm still waiting for repartions from the last time you people did that sort of thing.

[kevkrom]

repartions

Reparations, even. See, I'm so traumatized I can't even spell properly.

[Charles Henrickson]

I suppose he has to wear a Klansman outfit for people to finally get it.

Say, "Sheets" Byrd is up for re-election this fall, isn't he? I look forward to reading all the NYT exposés and DUmmie outrage threads.

[Mr. Silverback]

Except that they will then spend months whining about "Diebold" and "vote fraud" (funny how the vast majority of provable vote fraud concerns Democrats, but I digress) and fantasies of overturning the election well into 2007 and possibly even teh 2008 primary season.

And here's the funny part: When this backfires and Allen wins, they will cite his win as proof of GOP vote fraud, because there's no way the voters would choose such an obvious racist. Morons!

[kevkrom]

And yet somehow the fed woman doesn't think we are really married. Now I have to go back to convince her.

Offer to consummate the marriage in front of her. That should get her to shut up in a hurry.

[PJ-Comix]

They must have pretty big mailboxes in Virginia. I know for sure that I couldn't fit a deer head into my mailbox. Not even close.

[shezza]

Hope springs eternal in the breast of some of these loons, that's for sure. ("I belieeeeeeeve!!")

I do remember, however, the "what drugs are you on?" and "the sky is falling" threads from post-election days in 2004. "Oh, woe, how can I ever possibly ________ (go to work, clean the house, laugh, eat, crawl out of bed, look at my in-laws without venomous contempt, get dressed, whatever) again?"

I've never witnessed a more pessimistic, fatalistic, narcissistic bunch. (Isn't it FUn peering in on the Ant Farm? Thanks, PJ, for this marvelous magnifying glass.)