Yes-- but I don't have a faith to begin with, so it's a slam-dunk for me. Hell, I'd kiss Osama's ass if it meant I'd be home again for my wife and daughter.
(His donkey, not his buttocks, btw).
I'm with you. I'd pose in nipple-clamps for photos of me butt-f@#$ng Capatain Kangaroo if they said they'd then let me go. And then I'd go home and sleep well without giving the matter another thought.