My favourite line is:
"If this really happened as Vice-President Cheney contends, why don't I remember any of it?" asked Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.).
"and the Encyclopaedia Galactica also noted the intoxicating effect alcohol can have on certain carbon-based lifeforms"
Senator Edward Kennedy, can't remember 1993, 1998, 2000....shoot, he can't remember crashing his car, spilling his drink, banging that chick....or that girl's name he drove off the bridge....