[PJ-Comix]

This is a LOOOOOOONG DUFU edition but it needed to be so in order to fully explain the humiliating hole that Pied Piper Pitt has dug himself into.

I expect there will be MORE hilarious developments in this story over the next few days (or should I say "business hours") so in order to keep up to date, I would recommend that you contact me via FreepMail to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List if you are not already on it (BIGGEST Ping List on the FR).

[Talking_Mouse]

IB4Ping

[SouthernBoyupNorth]

woot top 5

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[jennyjenny]

Top 5?

[roaddog727]

10!

[Poser]

Top 10???

[Charles Henrickson]

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FITZMAS
Tune: "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will arrive
We've been waiting since who knows when
We've missed it once again
So wake me when it's twenty twenty-five.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Won't include a Rove
'Cause it looks like his name's been shoved
To the very back burner of
The indictment stove.

A pair of federal counts with long prison amounts
Is the wish of goodboy and ben
Crowds that will gawk as he does a perp walk
Is the hope of Will Pitt and friends
The DUmmie Ants would love the chance to send Rove to the pen.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will appear
Now the crew at the courthouse door
Is looking kind of bored
'Cause they've been there since earlier this year.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Comes in fits and starts
But the funniest thing of all
Are the hopes that rise and fall
In the DUmmies' hearts.

[Charles Henrickson]

INDICT FITZMAS
Tune: "White Christmas"

I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
Just 'cause it never seems to show.
With the networks massing
And hours passing,
I hear crickets chirping no.

I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
With every angry post I write.
May our frogs start marching tonight,
Because all these Fitzmases aren't right!

[jennyjenny]

Seems a few of Pitt's posts at around 3:00 in the morning were deleted, either by him or someone else. I'm not sure how that site works in that regard. It appears the mods had to follow him around and mop up after him. For just a little while, I kind of felt sorry for him.

[Charles Henrickson]

Have any of you ever been to the EMERALD COAST BUFFET in South Florida? If so then you know that the food display, especially the seafood, is so overwhelmingly rich and lavish that one hardly knows where to begin. Well, I feel the same way about this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.

I believe G. Gordon Liddy would call the DUmmieland rantings a "target-rich environment."

[ReeWalker]

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Top 15!!!!
Merry Fitzmas Everybody!!

[N. Theknow]

Has anybody out there ever heard someone use the term "24 business hours" in place of the standard 3 business days? No? I thought not. The fact is if you mean 3 business days, you ALWAYS say "3 business days," NEVER "24 business hours." However, this did have the effect of extending the clock and buy Pitt an extra three days. Or perhaps he will not include lunch hours in those "24 business days" in order to tack on an extra 3 hours until noontime this Thursday. And when no Rove indictment comes down by then, it wouldn't surprise me if we hear another time amendment issued by Pitt.

Hmmmm.

"24" with Jack Bauer fighting terrorists on Fox lasts 13 weeks doesn't it?

[Darkwolf377]

Holy cats, this is your Birth of A Dummie Nation epic masterpiece!

I don't know why, but the use of "frog marched" and "perp walk" in this thread cracks me up. They're like those guys who've never fired a gun but think reading Tom Clancy and Executioner books means they're ALMOST as insider as Navy SEALs.

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>Would Will Pitt be posting this if it wasn't true?


OMG! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAA!!!!

[KJC1]

Nice work, PJ! In case you don't know, Rove is speaking live on C-Span right now. He just finished a speech on economic matters and is taking questions. The DUmmies were hoping his speech would be cancelled.

[chesley]

22?

[dead]

At this rate, Pitt is never going to get laid.

[Charles Henrickson]

Speaking on condition of anonymity, sources confirmed. . . .

Translation: "I got nothin' here, but I'm gonna write it anyway. . . ."

[Not A Snowbird]

Thanks, PJ!

[SmithL]

I sense a glut of expensive champagne about to hit the market.