DUmmie FUnnies 03-09-06 ("The RoadMap to Impeachment: 'Violence' is The Answer")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 9, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Enjoy the reggaeton-crazy girls in Calle Ocho:

I'll be there with my girlfriend so I have to play it cool.

[PJ-Comix]

Looks like we can expect more of the same street theatre this fall: mass-arrests, ACLU lawsuits, baggy old hippie gals marching nude in the streets, gun shots into RNC offices, mass walk-outs by public school teachers, GLTBs for peace, "support the insurgency" rallies, etc; etc;

As it will be reported in the Media: It's BUSH'S FAULT!"

[socialismisinsidious]

Thought the same thing. Of course I see it in just about everything they do or say. DUmmies make the ole socialist-meter go berserk.

[beckysueb]

-- among Members and in the Media,

That little statement says alot I think.

[Jaysun]

You're a funny man PJ and the only reason I'm able to read their tripe. It's so ridiculous and pathetic. "We MUST move! Slit throats and plunder! We must TAKE ACTION now!!"

Mental illness indeed.

[kevkrom]

We must make EVERYTHING about impeachment. Don't be "anti-war," demand impeachment over the "criminal war." Don't be "pro-environment," demand impeachemnt over "defecating on our environment." Don't be "fiscally responsible," demand impeachment for "looting the nation." You get the idea -- don't you "issue wonks?"

When EVERYTHING is about impeachment, then NOTHING will be. It's going be the 2006 version of "Anybody But Bush" (ABB), and we all know how effective that was.

Really, it's just the same thing:

2004:

Q: Why should I vote for (fill-in-the-blank)?
A: He's not Bush
Q: But what will he do differently?
A: I don't care, he's not Bush.

2006:

Q: Why should I vote for (fill-in-the-blank)?
A: He'll impeach Bush
Q: But what will he do once that's over?
A: I don't care, he'll impeach Bush.

[shezza]

we need to employ hyperbole when possible...

Snort! DU is the Empire of Hyperbole, and it appears that the good Senator wants to be its king. Too bad PPP is still on the throne.

[Old Sarge]

We need to make "violent use" of whatever means we have.
For nearly all of us that only means contact with "leaders" (in person, faxing, etc) and the euphemedia (emails, calls, LTTEs).
For bloggers, that means public assault (not polite differing). Particularly with those whose silence makes them complicit with this ongoing treason. (See democrats.com -- just replicate.)

I'd like to issue my first-ever VK/RKBA Intelligence Alert.

The ever-vigilant PJ-Comix has found a DU thread outlining a call to action on the part of the Lefty-DUmmies.

I think we can predict safely, a busy next few days with an increase in troll activity across the forum.

I urge all active members of the VK/RKBA to maintain awareness, at least until Monday when classes start and these dweebs are back in school.

I, for one, will enjoy the assault.

[Luircin]

Two thoughts on my mind:

1: How the heck did we get idiots like Conyers in Congress?

2: For all the Freepers out there who hate the President for not being conservative enough, I find that looking at the alternative (Faithfully brought to us by our courageous correspondent; thanks PJ!) tends to make me hit my knees and thank God for the President. The DUmmies do tend to keep things in perspective. The one thing they're good for, besides a laugh!

[beckysueb]

me minority has a right to rule the majority.

Like the USSC?

[skikvt]

VIOLINS is the answer.

[beckysueb]

We waste far too much time and effort falling victim to "paralysis by analysis." It is irrelevant at this point what any ultimate impeachment charges may be lodged. ALL crimes and misdemeanors of the regime will need to be brought to bear. From the first Stolen Election to the latest Indian nuclear "free pass" debacle/PR stunt.

May I interrupt your little rant, Little Dummy, by asking "wheres your proof?"

[rockthecasbah]

Well, come to think of it, it is Bush's fault. I think that is what endears me to this President.

[PJ-Comix]

You're a funny man PJ and the only reason I'm able to read their tripe.

Thanx and I hope you will likewise enjoy the DUmmie FUnnies Podcast which will be coming soon. Right now I am tediously working my way thru the first Podcast. Since I am new to sound editing and Podcasting, the first Podcast will be my toughest. Hopefully I will learn to do them more easily in the future.

BTW, the DUFU Podcast format will be similiar to the written DUmmie FUnnies. What I will do is take a digest of various loony Left Podcasts, pull out a few interesting soundbites, and then do a commentary on them. The second half of the DUFU Podcast will be me just commenting humorously on anything, not necessarily about just politics.

It is tough for folks to tediously wade through the huge number of Podcasts out there so I will be doing that task for you and saving you the work by hopefully presenting a few FUnnie gems from the Leftwing Podcasts. Right Now I am seeing a lot of ANGER in the Leftwing Podcasts which is precisely what makes them FUnnie!

[kenth]

No, not physically violent. Rather intellectually, politically, and rhetorically violent

Well, they're already aromatically violent.

They keep talking about it, waiting for someone else to become violent on their behalf.

[Not A Snowbird]

Senator wants the DUmmies to act incredibly ANNOYING in order to draw attention to their lost cause of impeachment.

But... how would we be able to tell?

[beckysueb]

and having a massive sit-it or chaining themselves to the gates.

This reminds me of when they were going to go to Anwar and form a human chain to stop any drilling. I would love to see this happen. Its so darn cold there that no one even lives there. LOL

[King Prout]

while I do not believe for a moment that "Senator" DUmmie was *excluding* actual physical violence and intimidation (see the thug tactics Donks have used for the last several election cycles), I do wholeheartedly agree with Old Sarge in his prediction of an imminent uptick of drive-by trollery and infiltration.

1. Inbound hostiles expected
2. Surveil and engage as per SOP
3. "Da Rulez" are in effect

[beckysueb]

They keep talking about it, waiting for someone else to become violent on their behalf.

Their first words after one of these rants is "yeah, man. Sign me up. LOL

[Pippin]

Ready to do "battle" with the DUmmies, sir!