[ARCADIA]

The United States Senate must craft a bill that legalizes the hiring of foreigners by employers who are willing to work in our fields, factories and cities at jobs American won’t do.

How about a bill that allows any US citizen to walk up to anyone employing an illegal alien, toss them up against the nearest wall, and simply shoot them dead as law breaking treasonous anti-American scum? You want Mexicans to work freely in the US, then get Mexico to petition the US for statehood. Until then they are foreign nationals subject to our immigration laws, and if they are here unlawfully then they are simply criminals subject to immediate deportation or prosecution.

[Ostlandr]

Regarding US statehood for Mexico's provinces, I think the word you're looking for is "anschluss." Works for me.
Canada is getting too big for their britches as well.
How about a United States of America that stretches from the North Pole to the Panama Canal? (Soon to be renamed the Theodore Roosevelt Canal.)

[Sharks]

LOL!!