[Choose Ye This Day]

Or Forrest Gump.

[PJ-Comix]

Even the DUmmies have trouble swallowing Pitt's bogus story. Here is a quote from Reply #42 on that thread:

I don't beleive a word of it. But it's truth nonetheless.

Also Reply #53:

i'm glad i'm not the only person in the liar's club. i'm a little irked we can't be trusted to read properly labeled fiction. will, c'mon, some of us have been in bars w. actual bouncers from new orleans IN new orleans. there's nothing wrong w. parables, even jesus told parables, but i'm uncomfortable w. crossing the line into fiction w.out proper notice. we'd be really peeved if the wingnuts tried to pretend a tall tale was a true story. is this a test?