I Am Outraged At Our Troops

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[sonsofliberty2000]

I am writing today to express my outrage at the actions of our troops. It has came to my attention recently that our troops have employed the methods of those long gone, yet not forgotten monsters, the Nazis.

According to Richard Durbin our troops are taking a page out of the playbook of Hitler. I can see them now, the Muslims all being lined up and forced into trains, no room left to stand, and shipped to camps dotted across the desert. Others are forced to march in the heat, unaware of the final solution they are destined to complete. I know this to be true because Richard Durbin has said so, and he is an honorable man.

According to Richard Durbin our scientists are hard at work trying to streamline our efficiency, greasing the wheel of our death machine. We have an advantage over the Nazis of the past I'm sure, using the latest in science we should be able to triple the death rate of the Nazi concentration camps. I expect that thus far we have already surpassed the 6 million or so Jews lost in Europe. In fact I know so because Richard Durbin has said so, and he is an honorable man.

And I expect our troops to bring the morbid prizes home with them, lamp shades made of human skin adorned with tattoos, gold teeth, and lockets of Arab hair. I expect them to brag about their kills, and smile at the death marches. Why? Because Richard Durbin said we were like the Nazis, and he is an honorable man, isn't he?

UPDATE: If you are offended, I'm sorry. If not I'm glad you liked it.

[fight_truth_decay]

http://news.baou.com/main.php?action=recent&rid=20289

"..from the foot soldier that does not refuse his or her orders all the way up to the President. They are all war criminals"

Editorial: Durbin Was Right

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[WKB]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1428656/posts?page=37#37

[WKB]

I thought of this but didn't have the know how to do it.
Good Job.

[Marysecretary]

WOW. I guess that says it all!

[alwaysconservative]

Thanks for the ping to your wonderful satire!

[kevkrom]

Wrong apology. It shouldn't be "If you are offended, I apologize." It is "If you are offended, I am sorry that you misunderstood me"

Frankly, given the article, "If you are offended, tough luck" would have been just fine by me.

[MinuteGal]

CAPTION # 37:

"I used to have an open mind till my brain popped out."

Leni

[easonc52]

I thought of this but didn't have the know how to do it.

Good Job.

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"I used to have an open mind till my brain popped out."

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Guess I need to remember to say 'I have no idea who did this and just picked it up, but here it is'. lol

[Libloather]

I'm with Rush - it ain't a death camp if there is no death...