Posted on 05/06/2005 4:03:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
DUmmieland is in an uproar because the Leftwing TomPaine.Com website published an article claiming that there was NO vote fraud conspiracy in Ohio. This is heresy in the eyes of the DUmmies because one of their most treasured beliefs is that the EVIL Republicans STOLE the election by rigging the votes in Ohio. One side effect of this belief is that it made Bev Harris a very rich woman since she scammed the DUmmies for at least $300,000 by making them think she was only $10 away from proving vote fraud in Ohio. There are actually two DUmmie threads expressing their OUTRAGE over the TomPaine.Com article. The first THREAD is titled, "’What Didn't Happen in Ohio’ This article DEMANDS a response!” and the second THREAD is simply titled, “TomPaine.com: What didn't happen in Ohio.” Both these threads have the typical lunatic DUmmie responses so both will be DUFUed. As usual, the rantings of the DUmmies unable to let go of their sacred Ohio vote fraud beliefs are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, with $10 in his pocket that he did NOT send to Bev Harris, is in the [brackets]:
“For casting doubt on the conspiracy theory, TomPaine.com and I received virtual barrels of e-mail, most from angry anti-Bush activists who could not believe that their hard work had been for naught. I also heard from Steven Freeman, a University of Pennsylvania professor and author of a widely cited study that served as the primary basis for the pro-theft-theory folks, The Unexplained Exit Poll Discrepancy . His remarks, and my response to them, appeared on TomPaine.com.”
[For casting doubt on the Ohio vote fraud conspiracy, I brand you a HERETIC!!! Let the Auto Da Fe begin!]
“Privately, I heard from many Democratic officials, election reform advocates and analysts from inside Ohio and elsewhere, who believed my reporting to be accurate, and who were more than a little perturbed by the frenzy, which they found a counterproductive distraction from the serious ongoing effort to reform election practices. Since the debate refuses to die, this seems a good time to trumpet the arrival of not just one, but two, new technical analyses that cast further doubt upon the conspiracy theories out there. The author of the first is an earnest young fellow in San Diego named Rick Brady.”
[Privately I’ve heard that the only loons left believing in the Ohio vote fraud conspiracy are the DUmmies and Teh-RAY-suh Heinz.]
”So, absent the emergence of true polling methodology experts screaming theft, we may reasonably conclude that no evil genius rigged the results. Instead, what we experienced was probably an amalgam of system failings, miscalculations, incompetence, and, in some cases, the variably successful exertions of biased election officials. These are, at worst, symptoms of gaming the system, a deplorable practice hardly limited to this election or, historically, to one party. The anomalies being cited, including by Christopher Hitchens—apparently without any notable independent verification—in a widely cited Vanity Fair piece, may prove to be invalid, or attributable as well to other factors. Perhaps fraud occurred on an isolated basis, but no one has come forward with careful documentation—as opposed to hysterical—unscientific allegation.”
[No! No! Don’t wanna hear this! Don’t you know that Karl Rove was the EVIL genius that rigged the election?]
“Until the public becomes confident in the underlying integrity of the electoral apparatus in this country, none of the urgently needed improvements to that system can take place. That’s why the conspiracy-mongering must cease. Can we instead please turn now to the many substantive proposals already being proffered to make things better—including pending legislation? Let’s keep our eye on the real ball that’s in our court.”
[Hey! Don’t tell me when I have to cease my mongering! Now that we have seen portions of this article, let us now take a look at the DUmmie outraged reaction to it.]
Bullshit! I saw it with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in Columbus, Ohio too.
[And I saw space aliens land on Washington Mall with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in the state of Insanity.]
Congratulations! More self-defeating bullshit, naysaying. Wunderbar!
[When even the far left TomPaine website thinks that the DUmmies are a bunch of moonbats, you know they are really far gone.]
Two very close elections. Two Republican Secs of State. Both Republican Secs of State doing double duty as Bush's state campaign chairs. Diebold machines manufactured and in use in key counties in both states. Big GOP donors running Diebold. Not least, a strong racist undertone re voter-access -- longer lines in heavy black precincts, etc. In sum, that is the infrastructure of cheating. Bush-Cheney cheated. Kerry-Edwards won.
[You certainly do present a convincing case…. that your oxygen supply was turned off at a young age.]
WE ARE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL JUSTICE IS DONE!
[THE COMEDY WILL NEVER END!]
I just emailed Russ Baker begging him to tell me this is satire.
[So sorry. It’s the bitter truth.]
my response is that he's right on…And I would add that I've suspected for a long time that some of the "activism" is actually intended to deliberately create and nourish unwarranted distrust in the system for malicious reasons.
[And this Dummie wins a Kewpie doll for having a very brief moment of mental clarity!]
And they have made the Undie fraud a political football . Don't look now the the ball is going to be pulled away ;)
But there was plenty of crack cocaine to be had in Ohio, as long as you were a Democratic Party campaign worker.
Good grief! Things are really going down the tubes there if they are willing to appeal to FReepers. Is this an appeal for money for Undie? LOL! What a joke that would be!
I have yet to see any of these questions even raised.
AFAIK. I mean, I think it's the original, not a fake.
Undie the Fundee.
& then tell him to get a REAL job!
*sigh*
'A fool and his money are soon parted.'
mwahahahaa!! That's an instant classic! >3
How long can this scam go on? The same people scammed them out with the bev harris thing.
I'm sure he'll have a miraculous recovery real soon, with no records of any surgery. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.. But this guy's used them already. And this type of cancer is almost zero recovery stuff even with the surgery.
5. Here is the original thread - 1645 posts strong
Don't even try if you have a dial-up (which is why I started this one)
Massacure (1000+ posts) Sun May-08-05 07:48 AM Response to Reply #5
54. 1,645?? Hot damn, that is a lot of post. You must have formed a record.
The original Undead Thread 65,535 posts
Bride of the Undead Thread at 23,900+ and counting
These people area very tiny, but unknowingly funny, population.
Uh, if the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson is honest in 2006, and uses the long form 1040 and a whole lot of accompanying forms and schedules to HONESTLY report his income, he should have no problem.
No more 1040EZ and earned-income credit for the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson; I already took care of that.
Because I prepare income-taxes (free-lance), and have done so for many years, naturally I have gotten to know people within the Internal Revenue Service very well (I do not know about others, but I myself have never had a bad experience).
And because I highly resent those who exploit the working classes, the poor, once I had established that the real Andy Stephenson and the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson are the same person (about three months ago), I, uh, passed the information on to the proper places.
Now, of course, there is a rule of confidentiality, and we all respect that; the Washington (state) Department of Social Services, the Washington (state) tax commissioner, and the Internal Revenue Service are not going to tell me, or anyone else, if they have "taken action," and what the results were.
Only the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson will know if he gets hammered.....but I am sure all the sordid details will sooner or later (probably MUCH later) leak out--a "fund-raiser" for the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson in DUmmieland to help him pay his taxes, or something like that.
And by the way, for those who may possibly think I am a nasty person, picking on this cherubic chubby cheerful DUmmie, I must point out that the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson is a public figure--a public figure--as compared with other DUmmies.
If the decorated DUmmie "Faye" were to let it slip she neglected to report $24 in waitressing tips, or if the cracked DUmmie "MoPaul" were to let it slip he had an under-the-table job, no big deal. They are private persons.
Too, one does not notice the decorated DUmmie "Faye" or the cracked DUmmie "MoPaul," or other DUmmies, using the Grand DUmmie "Skinner"'s dime (his web-site, for which he pays the bills) to line their own pockets.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3622033
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3622191
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3622212
Of course stay tuned; this continues to unfold just as all criminal activities unfold; it's going to be an exciting week in DUmmieland--exciting for those of us watching it.
The cash HAS to be at Johns Hopkins TODAY.
IF the cash is in fact delivered, the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson undergoes surgery tomorrow (Tuesday).
A lot more to come, folks; a lot more.
As the DUmmies turn.
I can hardly wait.
You know, I got 60 hours of work put in over the weekend--"self-paced"--just so I could sit here at home Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, with a package of cigarettes and lots of coffee, watching the DUmmies.
Anyone who wishes to be on the DUmmie ALERT ping list, give me a holler; this is likely to be only a few days' ping list, until the story plays out, and is restricted ONLY to the issue of the ostensible $50,000 (i.e., no other DUmmie DUings).
Well put me on the list of course .Thanks... Should be interesting .
put me on the list.
Thanks everyone...you guys pulled a miracle out of thin air. I am getting the surgery I need at the best place for it.
Hats off to ya. I may get to post one last time tonight and then off for the big sleep.
Just in case something happens (God forbid) I just want everyone to remember four little words for me ok..."Voter Verified Paper Ballot"
I don't care how they are counted...as long as we have em. It IS the foundation upon which the Republic rests.
Second...Can we get some health care for everyone?
In Iraq healthcare for all is "good foreign policy" here it is welfare or rationing. I think everyone should have the same plan as our congressmen and senators do.
Lastly...I love you guys! Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. I will see you all on the other side of this thing and trust me...I am gonna be kickin ass and takin names over the healthcare issue. Andy
Uh, we're waiting to find out how much of the dough is "thin air".....stand by.....
Please put me on the list...
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