To: bad company
I died in a tragic sex accident.
My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello.
10 posted on
04/02/2005 2:58:53 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(Cleverly Arranging 1's And 0's Since 11110111011...)
To: Lazamataz
Yeah, it's all great fun until someone pokes their eye (or something) out!
12 posted on
04/02/2005 3:01:11 PM PST by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Lazamataz
Yellow or brown Chicken suit?
Male or Female Goat?
Lime Jello?
I just need to know for the obit.
RB
25 posted on
04/02/2005 4:11:22 PM PST by
Rightly Biased
(Lazamataz Dead in a Tragic sex accident! See your local obit)
To: Lazamataz
... the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello. Disappointing, Laz.
I would've figured you for something more, uh, interesting.
Either the SWAT team involved or a Whoopie cushion and Jaws of Life. Ya know?
26 posted on
04/02/2005 4:16:50 PM PST by
dread78645
(Sarcasm tags are for wusses.)
To: Lazamataz
< whiny woman voice > Why is it always sex, sex, sex, with you men!!?? < /whiny woman voice>
27 posted on
04/02/2005 4:20:17 PM PST by
sauropod
(Life under Dictatorship is far more safer, than behind the bars of your democracy. - Iraq Mujahadeen)
To: Lazamataz
I died in a tragic sex accident.Sounds familiar. I once dreamed that I was having great sex with a model, but the glue melted and a wing fell off...
30 posted on
04/02/2005 4:26:53 PM PST by
FDNYRHEROES
(Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit)
To: Lazamataz; TheBigB
46 posted on
04/02/2005 4:36:34 PM PST by
appalachian_dweller
(Mark 13:7 - And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled)
To: Lazamataz
I died in a tragic sex accident.My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello.
Yeah, but at least my goat survived. The rooster didn't. Would you kindly find another barnyard for your next pagan rite?
167 posted on
04/02/2005 9:26:52 PM PST by
xJones
To: Lazamataz
207 posted on
04/03/2005 9:01:44 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: Lazamataz
My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello.
I have seen it said before, but let me say it now. YOU are the ONLY person on here that would be able to get away with that one!! LOL!!!
209 posted on
04/03/2005 9:05:48 AM PDT by
MikefromOhio
(Iohannas Paulus II, Requiescat in Pacem)
To: Lazamataz
My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello. Actually, that accident cost two lives. You died in it, and I just died laughing from reading your account of your untimely death.
238 posted on
04/03/2005 7:11:24 PM PDT by
Mr. Silverback
(Karol Wojtyla, my brother, thank you for being you. Rest in Joy.)
To: Lazamataz
I died in a tragic sex accident.
My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello. Lazamataz = RIP
BTW - What a waste of good jello.
253 posted on
04/04/2005 5:33:40 AM PDT by
jriemer
(We are a Republic not a Democracy)
To: Lazamataz
Tragic. I hope you get better.
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