Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

To: bad company
I died in a tragic sex accident.

My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello.

10 posted on 04/02/2005 2:58:53 PM PST by Lazamataz (Cleverly Arranging 1's And 0's Since 11110111011...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: Lazamataz

Yeah, it's all great fun until someone pokes their eye (or something) out!


12 posted on 04/02/2005 3:01:11 PM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz

Yellow or brown Chicken suit?

Male or Female Goat?

Lime Jello?


I just need to know for the obit.


RB


25 posted on 04/02/2005 4:11:22 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Lazamataz Dead in a Tragic sex accident! See your local obit)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz
... the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello.

Disappointing, Laz.
I would've figured you for something more, uh, interesting.

Either the SWAT team involved or a Whoopie cushion and Jaws of Life. Ya know?

26 posted on 04/02/2005 4:16:50 PM PST by dread78645 (Sarcasm tags are for wusses.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz

< whiny woman voice > Why is it always sex, sex, sex, with you men!!?? < /whiny woman voice>


27 posted on 04/02/2005 4:20:17 PM PST by sauropod (Life under Dictatorship is far more safer, than behind the bars of your democracy. - Iraq Mujahadeen)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz
I died in a tragic sex accident.

Sounds familiar. I once dreamed that I was having great sex with a model, but the glue melted and a wing fell off...

30 posted on 04/02/2005 4:26:53 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz; TheBigB

ping to #10

ROTFL......


46 posted on 04/02/2005 4:36:34 PM PST by appalachian_dweller (Mark 13:7 - And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz
I died in a tragic sex accident.

My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello.

Yeah, but at least my goat survived. The rooster didn't. Would you kindly find another barnyard for your next pagan rite?

167 posted on 04/02/2005 9:26:52 PM PST by xJones
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz

BWAAAHAHAHAA!!!!


207 posted on 04/03/2005 9:01:44 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz
My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello.

I have seen it said before, but let me say it now. YOU are the ONLY person on here that would be able to get away with that one!! LOL!!!
209 posted on 04/03/2005 9:05:48 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (Iohannas Paulus II, Requiescat in Pacem)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz
My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello.

Actually, that accident cost two lives. You died in it, and I just died laughing from reading your account of your untimely death.

238 posted on 04/03/2005 7:11:24 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Karol Wojtyla, my brother, thank you for being you. Rest in Joy.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz
I died in a tragic sex accident.
My chicken suit caught the goat's hind leg and I asphixiated under all the jello.

Lazamataz = RIP

BTW - What a waste of good jello.

253 posted on 04/04/2005 5:33:40 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: Lazamataz

Tragic. I hope you get better.


265 posted on 04/04/2005 6:34:30 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag line repossessed)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson