Here's a news flash for you DISLoyal...
Posted on 01/22/2005 8:25:16 AM PST by Loyal GOPher
I THINK PRESIDENT W SHOULD THROW EVERYONE WHO CRITISISES HIM IN JAIL! WE ARE AT WAR AND DISSENT LOWERS MORALE SO THEN WE COULD LOSE LIKE IN VIETNAM WHERE JOHN KERRY BETRAYED US! JUST LIKE EVERYONE HERE I AM A LOYAL GOP MEMBER WHO SUPPORTS THE PRESIDENT IN EVERYTHING HE DOES! WHY IS TED KENNEDY NOT IN JAIL? JOHN KERRY IS A TRAITOR! BARBARA BOXER IS A TRAITOR! WE SHOULD THROW THEM IN JAIL! THERE IS A FORUM CALLED DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND THAT IS A PLACE WHERE ACTIONS AGAINST US ARE PLANNED, LET'S ARREST THEM ALL!
Here's a news flash for you DISLoyal...
This thread was re-posted at DU....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2991027
And most of those idiots took it to be a serious post, most didn't click the link obviously, from the comments there.
Whenever I watch the same events as they do, and yet have a COMPLETELY different perception of what happened, I sometimes question for a moment whether I am as hopelessly biased as they are, and I wonder if I would recognize the truth if it was put before me...
Next time that happens I'll remember stuff like this.
This has been posted at DU as well, see my 42. Kindof a special behind the scenes look at DU Troll inbreeding....
Pathetic. First - poor spelling; second - poor grammar; third - poor attempt to portray FR as a bunch of losers. Definate ZOT material. Grow up.
Okay, newbie here. How did you know this was a DU troll and not just some over-zealous FReeper?
Most FReepers I have seen (even those I disagree with) rarely feel the need to "shout" an entire vanity post, and that doesn't even get into content.
HTH. :)
That's a keeper!
When someone signs up and immediately posts a thread that makes conservatives look like idiots, that is a dead giveaway. Of course, some trolls are more obvious than others, and everyone can spot the guy who signs up to call us a bunch F'n nazis.
Rate-a-Troll for Loyal GOPher
| Criterion | Your Score (1-10) | Comments |
| CAPS LOCK ABUSE | 10 | Yooouuuu...are the chumpion, my frieeennnd... |
| Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal | 0 | Incoherence prevents effective rating on this point. |
| Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule | 10 | You and your fellow DUpeville hatchlings probably spent hours thinking up this intricate, devastating plan of "direct action." |
| Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper | 10 | You've got the idea! Spread the word, it will make for much more entertaining Trollery. |
| Class warfare | 0 | Maybe next time. |
| Waiting long enough after sign-up to post | 0 | Same day. C'mon, you can do better, you're very promising. |
| Naderite corporation-bashing | 0 | Probably saving this for the follow-on, "I THINK PRESIDENT BUSH SHOULD THROW ALL THE POOR IN JAIL." |
| Bizarre "facts" | 7 | "A FORUM CALLED DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND" Hopefully, those actions against us as as well planned as this post, the VoteFraudInOhioButNotPennsylvania circus, the Not One Damn Dime Day protest, and John Kerry's campaign. |
| Exclamation points | 8 | Excellent! Terrific display of false anger! |
| Misspelled words | 1 | Unfortunately, I can't tell if CRITISISES makes you an American or a European idiot, so I'll just have to not care. |
| Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals | 4 | "GOPher" Get it, y'all, he/she/it is saying were gophers! We just carry water for The Man. Oh, what a devastating, well thought out and original plan this was! |
Total: 50
Kinda mediocre. Next time, wait a few days, post some "LOL's" on Dubya-positive threads to throw off the Kittens, and work in a picture of Cheney or a GOP-loving link. We'll surely be fooled. Have a few more bong hits, ask some of your whining, filthy little nest mates how to misspell TRAITOR , and AlTerNAte YouR CAPs LoCK usage. We really like that!
The leaderboard so far...
| Troll | Score |
| hk409 | 96 |
| bazookamanda | 80 |
| CarolinaGOPer | 74 |
| Mind Rut | 69 |
| stomach flu (aka Mind Rut) | 58 |
| Toby03 | 54 |
| JUSTWANT2BHEARD | 51 |
| wideman | 51 |
| Loyal GOPher | 50 |
| theblindhog | 49 |
| Pinko | 45 |
| AMBIVILANCEkilledTHEcat | 28 |
| titan6310 | 23 |
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
"Livin' in America"
"And most of those idiots took it to be a serious post, most didn't click the link obviously, from the comments there. "
You know, it's scary knowing these people vote.
ha! How funny.DU takes THIS thread, posted by a likely DU Troll,
and copies it on DU, and makes fun of US.Morons can't see this idjit signed up TODAY! haha!
He could be ZOT any time now, too.
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