Posted on 01/19/2005 6:56:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies have gone from believing (“I Believe”) to fantasizing. Where recently they stated “I Believe John Kerry Will Be Inaugurated On Jan. 20,” they have now gone to fantasy as in this DUmmie THREAD titled “What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday?” If the DUmmies want to know what MY fantasy is, it is that Senator Barack Obama is laughing his ass off at the DUmmies via the DUFUs. The big difference is that my fantasy is actually in the realm of reality. However, let us indulge the DUmmies their fantasy as WE laugh our asses off at them in this DUFU edition. The DUmmie fantasies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who hopes to watch the good senator on Oprah later today, is in the [brackets]:
What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday? Chimp's tele-prompter malfunctioning? Chimp tripping and scraping his face again at an important moment? Chimp's mystery bulge dropping out of the back of his jacket?
[Chimp taking the oath of office at noon?]
Frigid temps. Snowstorm. Everything cancelled.
[Excellent weather. DUmmieland crashes.]
close to 6 billion people protesting facism. Thats what this is about FACISM there is no cute little word for it,no sound bite,hate rant ,racist comment,it is facism .
[An election campaign with televised debates. It MUST be facism.]
I wake up from my nightmare. Find out that it was just a bad dream. Find out it's actually just the morning of Nov. 3 and Kerry won. Or, wake up to see Kerry taking the oath.
[Check your time and date. It is the afternoon of Nov. 2. All you DUmmies are loudly gloating over the Kerry victory due to the exit polls. Take a celebratory swig of champagne from Susan Estrich’s bottle.]
How about one of the parade floats turning out to be a display filled ...with proof of the election fraud? When it stops in front of Bush's private viewing booth, a load of policemen burst out of it and cart Bush off in handcuffs. Kerry rides in on a beautiful white horse and takes the oath of office instead of Bush ...
[The trouble is that campaign float has nothing but balloons full of hot air.]
Teresa gets so upset that she buys an island, and lets all of us live on it.
[That fantasy already happened. The island is called Nantucket. However, you peons aren’t allowed anywhere near it.]
I see eggs. Lots of eggs....
[I see jail time. Lots of jail time.]
French and German special forces advance on Washington...A snatch and grab mission executed to perfection. The result: a one way trip to the Hague for * and Co. to find out just how "quaint and obsolete" the Geneva Conventions really are.
[The only trouble with that scenario is that the French forces would surrender to the German forces before they even reach Washington.]
If I say what my fantasy really is the SS will not doubt pay a visit.
[You’re already said quite enough. Now answer that knocking at your door, DUmmie SheilaT. I repeat, DUmmie SheilaT.]
Surprise visit from Osama and his boys in 2001, I told friends was afraid to visit DC during the inauguration because I thought airplanes would be flying into buildings. Hell, I was eight months before my time (9/11). I would not be surprised if Osama has a special present for the President.
[And I wouldn’t be surprised if you have a special present from the Secret Service, DUmmie fortyfeetunder. I repeat, DUmmie fortyfeetunder.]
These aren't funny at all. In fact, they're kinda sick.
Does "your favorite senator from Illinois" really read DUmmie FUnnies? I love it.
Laughing at Laura Ingraham....she's saying Ms Boxer was dressed like a chimney sweep yesterday....brings to mind Huw Morgan's first day of school in "How Green Was My Valley"....teacher looked Huw over and remarked "It's such a DIRTY little sweep!"
They said this was a Fantasy for the inaugural:
Frigid temps. Snowstorm. Everything cancelled.
Mine is similar:
Frigid temps, snowstorm, the Inaugural takes place without a hitch, and 100's(?) of DUmmy demonstraotors with pneumonia or stuck on light poles by their tongues(like "Flick" in "a Christmas Story") held in place until spring thaw
If you want to read a great REALISTIC book about the environment, global warmning, and related issues, check out "State of Fear" by Michael Crichton. The lack of solid evidence, and the outright lies these wackos use is just amazing.
The book got a lousy review in the paper I read, but what the heck? It's a very liberal paper. It's a GREAT book, lots of references so you can piss off your lib tree-huggers by stating actual facts.
Has anyone else read it?
This is not fantasy anymore, this is insane delusion.
I am glad that these people are our opponents, they can never win, they lack the basic I.Q to win anything, period.
Have you seen the movie "The Core"? I don't even know if it was on the 'big screen' but it follows the same plot . . . core of the world stops spinning due to some mysterious force, which turns out to be a secret project from years ago . . . don't worry, the good guys save the earth at the end. . . .:-) They don't focus on politics a whole lot in that movie so maybe you'd enjoy it more than "The Day After Tomorrow"
LOL. Good one.
***100's(?) of DUmmy demonstraotors with pneumonia or stuck on light poles by their tongues(like "Flick" in "a Christmas Story") held in place until spring thaw***
LOL!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
To counteract the effect of all the DUmmies who aren't spending a dime, or even a penny tomorrow, let's all go out and get huge chunks of cheese. Carry them around and if you see a DUmmie or a Dim, offer them some cheese to go with their "whine."
I've always liked his books, but this one is the best so far. There's a long list of references at the back and I plan to check some of them out.
AFTER the Inauguration of course . . . I plan to enjoy every minute of it!
Such are the kind of people at DU. They all need to grow up, face the real world, and become adults. But for most of them, it isn't going to happen.
WOO HOO! My man, Obama, just vote IN FAVOR of confirming Condi Rice! It won't surprise me to see another DUmmie thread slamming him very soon. Don't worry, Senator. I shall chronicle the DUmmie rantings against you in a future DUFU edition for your enjoyment.
"The democrats are WORSE than the republicans
the republicans, you know where they stand
It is time we vote these people out, and get new people in who stand for something"
Does this make sense to anyone? It sounds like a contradiction to me.
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