DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-05 ("What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Darkwolf377]

These aren't funny at all. In fact, they're kinda sick.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

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[bella1]

Does "your favorite senator from Illinois" really read DUmmie FUnnies? I love it.

[NRA1995]

Laughing at Laura Ingraham....she's saying Ms Boxer was dressed like a chimney sweep yesterday....brings to mind Huw Morgan's first day of school in "How Green Was My Valley"....teacher looked Huw over and remarked "It's such a DIRTY little sweep!"

[Former Dodger]

They said this was a Fantasy for the inaugural:
Frigid temps. Snowstorm. Everything cancelled.

Mine is similar:

Frigid temps, snowstorm, the Inaugural takes place without a hitch, and 100's(?) of DUmmy demonstraotors with pneumonia or stuck on light poles by their tongues(like "Flick" in "a Christmas Story") held in place until spring thaw

[homemom]

If you want to read a great REALISTIC book about the environment, global warmning, and related issues, check out "State of Fear" by Michael Crichton. The lack of solid evidence, and the outright lies these wackos use is just amazing.

The book got a lousy review in the paper I read, but what the heck? It's a very liberal paper. It's a GREAT book, lots of references so you can piss off your lib tree-huggers by stating actual facts.

Has anyone else read it?

[jveritas]

French and German special forces advance on Washington...A snatch and grab mission executed to perfection. The result: a one way trip to the Hague for * and Co. to find out just how the Geneva Conventions really are.

This is not fantasy anymore, this is insane delusion.

I am glad that these people are our opponents, they can never win, they lack the basic I.Q to win anything, period.

[Ditter]

My fantasy is that Babs Boxer is hauled away to the looney bin for a nice long stay. I don't care how the old witch looks , I just SHUT UP!

I was just watching BB give Condi Rice a piece of her mind (like she could spare one) and I was thinking that if Condi wasn't such a perfect lady, she could have pulled a can of Whoop Ass out her briefcase and poured it all over BB. If looks could kill BB would be gone. LOL!

[homemom]

Have you seen the movie "The Core"? I don't even know if it was on the 'big screen' but it follows the same plot . . . core of the world stops spinning due to some mysterious force, which turns out to be a secret project from years ago . . . don't worry, the good guys save the earth at the end. . . .:-) They don't focus on politics a whole lot in that movie so maybe you'd enjoy it more than "The Day After Tomorrow"

[jveritas]

If I get the slightest imagination of French and German troops invading the US, I will go directly to a psychiatry clinic for a total psychiatric examination.

[jveritas]

LOL. Good one.

[homemom]

***100's(?) of DUmmy demonstraotors with pneumonia or stuck on light poles by their tongues(like "Flick" in "a Christmas Story") held in place until spring thaw***

LOL!

[beckysueb]

Beats the mystery bulge that slipped out of Clinton's pants and fell into ML's mouth.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[homemom]

To counteract the effect of all the DUmmies who aren't spending a dime, or even a penny tomorrow, let's all go out and get huge chunks of cheese. Carry them around and if you see a DUmmie or a Dim, offer them some cheese to go with their "whine."

[granite]

The democrats are WORSE than the republicans

Breaking thread

[jveritas]

I heard it is a good book. In fact Brit Hume has a scientist on his show who was debunking the lies of the left who claim that global warming is due to human industrial activities, and they refered to Micheal Crichton book about this subject and the scientist said that this is a good book.

[homemom]

I've always liked his books, but this one is the best so far. There's a long list of references at the back and I plan to check some of them out.

AFTER the Inauguration of course . . . I plan to enjoy every minute of it!

[SaveTheChief]

That photo always cracks me up, no matter what image may appear on her sign. She's so distraught that if you didn't know the source of this photo, you would guess that she was involved in some horrifying incident - but she wasn't, and her expression is not one of sadness, but of a baby throwing a tantrum because it didn't get what it wanted.

Such are the kind of people at DU. They all need to grow up, face the real world, and become adults. But for most of them, it isn't going to happen.

[PJ-Comix]

WOO HOO! My man, Obama, just vote IN FAVOR of confirming Condi Rice! It won't surprise me to see another DUmmie thread slamming him very soon. Don't worry, Senator. I shall chronicle the DUmmie rantings against you in a future DUFU edition for your enjoyment.

[imskylark]

"The democrats are WORSE than the republicans
the republicans, you know where they stand
It is time we vote these people out, and get new people in who stand for something"

Does this make sense to anyone? It sounds like a contradiction to me.