Posted on 01/19/2005 6:56:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies have gone from believing (“I Believe”) to fantasizing. Where recently they stated “I Believe John Kerry Will Be Inaugurated On Jan. 20,” they have now gone to fantasy as in this DUmmie THREAD titled “What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday?” If the DUmmies want to know what MY fantasy is, it is that Senator Barack Obama is laughing his ass off at the DUmmies via the DUFUs. The big difference is that my fantasy is actually in the realm of reality. However, let us indulge the DUmmies their fantasy as WE laugh our asses off at them in this DUFU edition. The DUmmie fantasies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who hopes to watch the good senator on Oprah later today, is in the [brackets]:
What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday? Chimp's tele-prompter malfunctioning? Chimp tripping and scraping his face again at an important moment? Chimp's mystery bulge dropping out of the back of his jacket?
[Chimp taking the oath of office at noon?]
Frigid temps. Snowstorm. Everything cancelled.
[Excellent weather. DUmmieland crashes.]
close to 6 billion people protesting facism. Thats what this is about FACISM there is no cute little word for it,no sound bite,hate rant ,racist comment,it is facism .
[An election campaign with televised debates. It MUST be facism.]
I wake up from my nightmare. Find out that it was just a bad dream. Find out it's actually just the morning of Nov. 3 and Kerry won. Or, wake up to see Kerry taking the oath.
[Check your time and date. It is the afternoon of Nov. 2. All you DUmmies are loudly gloating over the Kerry victory due to the exit polls. Take a celebratory swig of champagne from Susan Estrich’s bottle.]
How about one of the parade floats turning out to be a display filled ...with proof of the election fraud? When it stops in front of Bush's private viewing booth, a load of policemen burst out of it and cart Bush off in handcuffs. Kerry rides in on a beautiful white horse and takes the oath of office instead of Bush ...
[The trouble is that campaign float has nothing but balloons full of hot air.]
Teresa gets so upset that she buys an island, and lets all of us live on it.
[That fantasy already happened. The island is called Nantucket. However, you peons aren’t allowed anywhere near it.]
I see eggs. Lots of eggs....
[I see jail time. Lots of jail time.]
French and German special forces advance on Washington...A snatch and grab mission executed to perfection. The result: a one way trip to the Hague for * and Co. to find out just how "quaint and obsolete" the Geneva Conventions really are.
[The only trouble with that scenario is that the French forces would surrender to the German forces before they even reach Washington.]
If I say what my fantasy really is the SS will not doubt pay a visit.
[You’re already said quite enough. Now answer that knocking at your door, DUmmie SheilaT. I repeat, DUmmie SheilaT.]
Surprise visit from Osama and his boys in 2001, I told friends was afraid to visit DC during the inauguration because I thought airplanes would be flying into buildings. Hell, I was eight months before my time (9/11). I would not be surprised if Osama has a special present for the President.
[And I wouldn’t be surprised if you have a special present from the Secret Service, DUmmie fortyfeetunder. I repeat, DUmmie fortyfeetunder.]
Did anyone else see the multiple DUmmie threads claiming that the mysterious bulge is a portable defibrilator and that the Prez is mortally ill? Is there ANY conspiracy theory these people won't
Yup, they had to let him go free...lack of evidence. Sorry, couldn't resist... : )
They must be thinking about face-ism, which is what happens when you have to look at DUmmies for any length of time.
My fantasy? Barbara Boxer is hauled away for an extreme makeover.
They also believe President Bush took down Paul Wellstone's plane with an invisible ray gun...
These nitwits wouldn't know FASCISM if it bit then in the @$$.
What have you got against faces. You facist. Some of my best friends have faces... have I missed something?
[An election campaign with televised debates. It MUST be facism.]
These DUmpster Dipsters have no idea what facism really is.
You can try here: http://abc.go.com/daytime/index.html
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #566.
France has an Army? WOW!
I just saw the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" - The producers ruined what could have been a good movie with a lot of politics.
The Kyoto accord was mentioned, the vice president (looking surprisingly like Cheney) is in control when an an incompetant looking president (looking like Bush) asks him "what would you do?" when he has to make a decision. At the end they kill off the president and leave the vice president gushing how sorry he was about ignoring the enviroment.
A fact in the movie not explained (and which most people will miss) is that the devastating storm that happens overnight and plunges the earth into an ice age is just like a storm that happened 10,000 years ago -an extinct mammoth shown having frozen 'instantly' - when we presumably did not pollute the environment with SUV's and greenhouse gasses.
It could have been a great thriller- but the political bias was so obvious it ruined the movie- If I had paid to see it at the theatre I would have walked out and demanded my money back (YOU CAN DO THIS!! I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE when they made an insult about republicans)
"French and German special forces advance on Washington...A snatch and grab mission executed to perfection. The result: a one way trip to the Hague for * and Co. to find out just how "quaint and obsolete" the Geneva Conventions really are."
This is too funny. I'm so afraid of the Froggies.
AND
"Surprise visit from Osama and his boys in 2001, I told friends was afraid to visit DC during the inauguration because I thought airplanes would be flying into buildings. Hell, I was eight months before my time (9/11). I would not be surprised if Osama has a special present for the President."
This is revealing. Sounds to me if the DU's are parying for terrorism which makes one of my points. These people are really the enemy and can't be allowed to have any serious representation.
Queer Eye for the straight gal?
Queer Eye for the straight gal?
I forgot the quotation marks. (SIGH!)
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