Bush Twins Reportedly Unhappy About Family-Friendly Concert Line-Up (Retread Unhappy about ZOT)

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/01/bush_twins_fume.html#more ^ | 1/14/05 | Russell D'Arby

[marissak]

When Barbara and Jenna Bush agreed to host a youth concert as part of their famous dad's inaugural festivities, they imagined themselves getting up close and personal with hot musical stars like Lil Jon and JoJo. But one by one, the twins' top choices have been replaced by country crooners and has-beens—even a Christian singing sheriff.

[SittinYonder]

This was just a (successful) effort to get some hits on the blog. Troll needs to go.

[timpad]

"Talk to the hand, because the cute little fuzzy ears ain't listening"

[sarasota]

Are you aware that the Olsen twins have "split"? Mary Kate is moving to Soho and out of the plush apartment that Ashley will continue to reside in. Didn't want you to miss that news flash.

[sarasota]

Very clever!

[hiredhand]

...and your point is?

[trisham]

But one by one, the twins' top choices have been replaced by country crooners and has-beens—even a Christian singing sheriff.

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Heavens-a Christian? Oh, no!

Welcome to Free Republic.

[dfwright]

Did I make it in this time? Thsufferin' Thsuccotash!

[AirForceMom]

Post and run??

[concretebob]

Delbert's dad will be so disappointed.

[sarasota]

Who's Delbert and who's Delbert's dad?

[Hi Heels]

[concretebob]

It just ocurred to me that this troll used the term "swift" in his blog in order to get more hits from people searching for articles relating to the SwiftBoat Vets.
Is that too cynical of me?

[concretebob]

Well, you have to be a listener to a Charlotte-based radio program called The Big Show, with John Boy and Billy.
Hoyt and Delbert are two characters they call on a regular basis.
The humour would be lost without the accent.

[Repub4bush]

BarNEy looks ticked off to me...RUN TROLL!!!!!

[concretebob]

Delbert's girlfriend went out of town and left her cat with Delbert to take care of.
The cat hated Delbert, and made no secret of it. After about two days of stealth attacks, Delbert had had enough. and put the cat in the car, drove about twenty miles, let the cat out, and came home. 2 hours later, the cat was back, scratching at the door. Delbert say's I'm gonaa fix this,
He puts the cat in the car, drives about fifty miles, lets the cat out.
Bout two hours later, Hoyt gets a phone call from Delbert, asking if the cat's back yet.
Hoyt says yes, the cat is back. Delbert says well put him on the phone, I need directions.

[sarasota]

LOL!

[Happy2BMe]

Not another one!

(If Elvis was here, he'd sing for 'em.)

[concretebob]

Apparently, Delbert's dad has a thing for the Olson twins, something about a matched set..

[concretebob]

Rats...you have no flag..can't find a station for ya, if I don't know what state you're in.

[sarasota]

Illinois.