I believe Douglas Adams will be haunting you for using the Hitchiker's Guide logo as your sig, you bigot socialist twit.
[I believe Dummie Doohickie will be instutionalized on Jan 20.]
You're wrong. It won't take anywhere near that long...
I believe . . .that love is the answer, I believe that love will find a way. The politics of hate and fear will one day fade into the dark recesses of history. Someday.
Wow, that's beautiful. Did Michael Moore write that?
If I learned nothing else from this election, I learned that John Kerry is a man of character and I have complete faith in him.
Sure, and Dubya has legions of crack whores. Gimme a break. Benedict Arnold had better character than John Kerry.
I believe that many programmers will come forward to blow the whistle I believe that election workers will confess
PJ, you left off the rest of the confession:
"I believe in events occurred, even though there is no evidence they did, and thousands of people would have to be involved.
I believe my country is stuffed full of fundmentalist whack jobs, but the majority of them voted for Kerry.
I believe in the Tooth Fairy.
I believe I'm having a nervous breakdown, but Michael Moore called me and told me I'm sane as rain.
Moreover I believe in the power of visualization. MAKE IT SO!!!
Captain Picard is NOT amused.
I believe it too. I am not going to give up hope
The only way you guys will get him in is with a coup, and then you'll be giving up your brains when we red county types get our guns and blow them out for you.
Not that the DU morons could pull off a coup...
Then he, Edwards and other prominent Dems will sneak into the White House, hide behind the sofa, and when W walks in, they'll all jump up and yell, SURPRISE!
When the Secret Service finishes with them, what's the protocol for all those state funerals? Seriously though, Kerry is focusing on snowboarding and not ticking Ter-Ray-Zuh off any further, pulling off a coup is the last thing on his mind.
Even the crazy people are right sometimes.
Perhaps, but this ain't your sometime.
And good always wins over evil.
Not always. See the years 1992-1999, for instance.
What say we inaugurate him our president regardless of whatever else happens?
Well heck, make him King of the World while you're at it.
BTW, can you imagine Kerry taking that phone call? "Hi, we're calling from DU, and we'd like you to be inaugurated even though you lost by 3,500,000 votes. Great idea or WHAT?"
We'll just set up our own federal government, the one for the smart people, and we'll pay our taxes to it and we'll just ignore that other one... the illegitimate one... and then I can finally go out of the house again...
1. You won't do it.
2. If you did, you wouldn't be able to go out of your house because of all that lead flying in your direction.
I just have a feeling that we could all be in for the greatest, most pleasant surprise in history.
You're all going to get dates?
All Omens Point to John Kerry Victory.
Correction: All but 2. They're called the Electoral College and the Popular Vote.
Boston Redsox breaking the curse of the Bambino after 84 years.
Yeah, the Sox winning the Series means a Democrat from Mass will be the next President. That's why they won it in 1960.
This will be proof there really is a God!
Yeah, not babies, or complex biological structures or His word, but John Kerry being President. Uh-huh. Seems to me that would be proof there's a Satan.
And the bible-thumping 'moral majority' can be damned!
Yeah! Just because DUers stand for a philosophy that killed 200 million people last century doesn't mean God's not down with them! Blasphemist twits.
People are saying that we don't live in the real world, but a world of "conspiracies" No ... It's Faith, and with that we can create our own reality !!! No one can corner the market on faith ...
If we really could create our own reality, I'd have banished DU from the Universe a couple of years ago, minimum.
Seriously people, this site is starting to look like conspiracy nut central. Face reality: IT'S OVER.
He'll be gone by noon tomorrow.
But there is a real chance that the recount will flip Ohio.
Sure, just like there's a real chance of Pauly Shore winning the Nobel Prize for physics.
Regardless of what Kerry said, there are at least 200,000+ uncounted ballots that almost certainly favor him.
Pulled out of his Magic Cambodian Hat, no doubt.
A recount will answer those questions, and possibly expose MASSIVE fraud.
Sure, just because we're 16 days out from the election and nobody has found any doesn't mean that there isn't any. Wish really hard!
Then visualize him at his inauguration party with the Dixie Chicks singing 'Landslide' right beside him on the stage. Sorry, I just can't let go of those images, because it's really what was supposed to happen. I believe it will.
I can visualize you getting thorazine...in suppository form.
Bush cheated. That much is obvious.
Sure, just like the existence of the Tooth Fairy is obvious.
Ask people at random, online or in real life, who they voted for. 9 times out of 10, it's Kerry. I don't understand how the majority of people you ask can claim they voted for Kerry, yet Bush wins both the popular vote and electoral vote?
10 to 1 this twit lives in Manhattan. Or, people are just telling him what he wants to hear because the wild eyed look scares them and they can tell from it (and from the distinct scent of crack on his clothes) that he's a DUer.
That isn't even taking into account that Bush is the most hated man in modern history.
By you guys maybe. Hey, keep making Michael Moore the face of the democratic party, that will keep you winning elections!
The entire world hates him, and America showed more hatred for Bush over the span of his presidency than it has ever shown any president.
Just because a few of you idiots made Bush=Hitler signs doesn't mean America hated the man. Very few of us smoke crack.
There were incredible movements in favor of getting rid of Bush... hundreds of organizations formed.
And all their money went down the toilet: BAWOOOOSH!!!
Just take a look at sorryeverybody.com. It's overwhelming. I just don't get it. It's not POSSIBLE that Bush won fairly.
"All my loser friends voted for Kerry, so he must have won!"
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON KERRY!!!!
Even when Hillary runs in '08?
My feeling... based on the internets, is that verifiable allegations of fraud are just around the corner. I have no way to know, but I have a feeling in my gut that Bush will be implicated. I have no data other than the stuff on DU and other sites, but the feeling is there.
Yeah, that sounds like a solid case to me, a bunch of crack users sitting around talking about conspiracies that they believe are proven by their lack of evidence. Good show guys, now we know why you're liberals.
Yeah, and the same bunch of deluded, hardcore idiots belonged to all of them at the same time.