[RadioAstronomer]

Lose half your brains and all of your ethics and you'll be qualified....

You insult me sir! only half my brain? Sheesh 90% is what I was thinking.

[PatrickHenry]

Patriot University and Carwash.

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[longshadow]

only half my brain? Sheesh 90% is what I was thinking.

What do you expect; it was just a "first-order" approximation....

[larryjohnson]

Dropped in to say high and goodnite. I wll go back and see what this thread reveals to a retired scientist, but tomorrow.