I believe we have the old argument from personal incredulity here. Are you going to do the 29+ lines of evidence one at a time or just post a few LOLs at number one?
Actually, Vade, old sport, you're zero for two, so I don't plan to waste my time. If you consider those first two as "proof of evolution," it is difficult to see how we can proceed. Enjoy your belief. I need more evidence to convince myself I evolved from a rock.
Say, have you looked into Professor Crick's theory? You know, the guy who discovered DNA? He believes that aliens landed on the earth millions of years ago and planted the first life that eventually evolved. Said otherwise, there was not enough time available. I'll see if I can get you his phone number.
BwaHaHaHa!!!
(I crack myself up) Though the story about Crick is true.