That's nothing - a full 100% of criminals, including all serial killers and pedophiles, breathe air while committing their crimes. It's time for someone to take a stand and say "This air is wrong, and we're not going to take it any more!"
So I'm starting a new organization - "Sensible Americans Who Think This Air-Breathing Thing Has Just Gone Too Darn Far Now" (S.A.W.T.T.A.B.T.H.J.G.T.D.F.N.) And I hope you'll all join me in eradicating this threat from the national landscape.
56 posted on 07/30/2002 9:57:08 AM PDT by general_re