Woman who had sex with identical twins can’t know for sure who fathered her child: court

New York Post ^ | March 30, 2026 | David Propper

[nickcarraway]

Identical twins who had sex with the same woman within four days of each other can’t know for sure who fathered her child, a UK court ruled recently.

Only one of the brothers can be listed on the birth certificate for the child, but right now it is “not possible” to confirm who the biological parent is, the Court of Appeals in London said, according to reports.

The baby’s mother and one of the twins sought court intervention to grant him parental responsibility after the other brother was registered as the tot’s father on the paperwork based on a past court ruling, the Guardian reported.

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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: flipacoin; perverts

[Bob434]

Gee, that kid is gonnz have a swell time growing yp not knowing which tein their loose mother slept with fathered them.

[ckilmer]

does it matter if they are identical twins?

are the genes the same or slightly different?

[Dr.Deth]

[doc maverick]

There are mutations that occur in the genes so their DNA is not exactly identical.

[Drew68]

Identical twins who had sex with the same woman within four days of each other can’t know for sure who fathered her child, a UK court ruled recently.

Perhaps this is why you shouldn't do these sort of things.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

https://x.com/i/grok/share/6b93a972c8f04dd19d358093fb08cf5c

[nickcarraway]

So, if that's accurate it costs at least $120,000 to determine which father it is. How much would the child support total up to over the life of the child.

[Frank Drebin]

Come on, where are the pithy headlines of the 80's the Post used to be famous for in stories like this? The old Doublemint gum theme would have worked well here...

"Double her pleasure, Double her fun, Woman's not sure who's the right one!"

[rlmorel]

I worked with a woman who once told me she was going to write a book titled: “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” to cover all the workplace experiences she encountered in her life!

[Trumpet 1]

What if the future Mom thought she was bedding with the same twin twice?!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Ask Grok.

[wildcard_redneck]

Sounds like a distinction without a difference. It’s amazing how confused whores get so easily confused all the time.

[ifinnegan]

Yeah, there can theoretically be a way to determine this.

[Getready]

Maybe she was having sex with other men at the same time as the twins...stupid guys...stupid lady...

[Getready]

They would need full genome sequencing... the childs genome would have to match one mans genome more than the others...
Mutational changes would need to be taken into account.
“Identical” only means that if the inquiry is not very deep.

Stupid *ss slu7, and brain dead men. What could go wrong? If the men are the ONLY men she had sex with during that time, the men seem oblivious to the possible outcome of their actions so my guess is that they would run away.
Rarely, women can ovulate more than one egg during a cycle.
If one guy fertilizes one egg, and the other guy fertilizes the other egg....lots of confusion can ensue..

IMHO

[BusterDog]

Where is King Solomon?

[Veto!]

“Why Not Both” ? Indeed.

Is this afo5able child the one in the story?

[dayglored]

Assuming both of the twins admit to screwing her without contraception, they're both culpable, and should split the support, child care, time with the kid, etc. everything 50/50.

Maybe the kid will develop more of an emotional attachment to one twin than the other -- that could be used as a deciding factor. OTOH the kid is probably going to be confused as hell for years until it's old enough to understand twins.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[nickcarraway]

Yes, Solomon.