Posted on 08/13/2023 2:52:27 PM PDT by algore
A jaw-dropping revelation that has shaken the feline-loving world to its core. A group of renowned scientists from the Intergalactic Research Institute discovered that many of our beloved house cats are not quite what they seem. According to their groundbreaking research published today, our feline companions are, in fact, harboring alien DNA within their genetic makeup. So, DOES YOUR CAT HAVE ALIEN DNA? This astonishing discovery has sparked a frenzy among pet owners and cat conspiracy theorists alike.
Dr. Whimper, lead researcher and renowned cat whisperer made the startling announcement at a press conference. Scientists held the press at the Institute’s top-secret facility. “After years of meticulous examination and interspecies communication, we have unequivocal evidence now. Cats are more than just cute and cuddly companions. They are, in fact, extraterrestrial beings with an otherworldly lineage.”
The study, spanning over a decade, involved DNA analysis from various cat breeds. It compared them to genetic data obtained from known alien lifeforms. The results left the scientific community astounded. Dr. Whimper explained, “Our analysis revealed striking similarities between certain feline DNA sequences and those found in extraterrestrial organisms. Organisms that are from far-flung galaxies. Cats possess genetic markers that suggest they are part of a cosmic family tree.” THE CAT’S OUT OF THE ALIEN BAG
Cat enthusiasts were left in awe as news of this sensational discovery spread,. Social media platforms exploded with memes featuring adorable kittens in spacesuits. Conspiracy theories about secret feline missions to infiltrate human households.
One cat owner, Mrs. Fluffington, said, “I always suspected my fluffy companion, Mr. Whiskers, was out of this world. Now, it turns out he is! It’s like having a little alien ambassador living in my home. I can’t wait to see what other intergalactic talents he possesses.”
Not everyone is convinced. Skeptics claim the study is a hoax or an elaborate scheme concocted by the “Cat Illuminati.” Dr. Whimper addressed the skepticism, “We understand that our findings may sound far-fetched, But the evidence is irrefutable. Cats possess a unique blend of Earthly charm and extraterrestrial intrigue.” HOW TO HANDLE AN ALIEN CAT
The scientific community is now embarking on further research to uncover the implications of this extraordinary revelation. Will cats unveil hidden powers or display interstellar intelligence? Only time will tell. Meanwhile, scientists advise cat owners to treat their pets with respect and reverence. After all, they are supreme intergalactic beings.
The world is grappling with this amazing. revelation. Our beloved cats are intertwined with the mysteries of the universe. A new chapter in feline-human relations is unfolding. Whether you’re a cat person or not, it’s hard to deny the irresistible allure of these enigmatic creatures. And now it. turns out, they may have been paw-sitively otherworldly all along.
I suspected this for a while.
Greys from Communion…
I Sphinx you are on to something...
“They are, in fact, extraterrestrial beings with an otherworldly lineage.”
Not extraterrestrial, but interdimensional. They exist in a plane exactly one half-dimension between another universe and ours. That explains their otherwise inexplicable behavior. Everyone knows that.
No cat owner is shocked by this. Least of all Mrs Fluffington....
I’ve joked about my cat calling the mother ship.
My dad had this theory of “evil cats”.
Maybe he was on to something.
Bat Boy has always known this.
“Dr. Whimper, lead researcher and renowned cat whisperer” Really? It’s a gag....
There was somebody on “nextdoor” that asked if anybody else had a ghost in their basement.
That was all they asked.
As the thread expanded she figured there was a ghost as her cat would act strangely, chase after things that weren’t there, etc.
It was difficult to tell if the lady was just having fun or being serious. Although I suspect she was serious.
Undoubtedly true.😛
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords!!!
🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
the feline vs fungi wars have been going on for longer then recorded human history.
most are totally unaware of this
Lol! I love the names they come up with. But this is old news. They already told us two years ago that cats are from Mars:
https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/181376/is-your-cat-from-mars/
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