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I am going to take my retinue down Broadway, and then we'll stop in and eat at Dick's
1 posted on 12/28/2022 12:32:41 PM PST by algore
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I think everyone has a weird shaped body.

Particularly women. Fine differences in the skeletal structure when adding fat makes the fat hang or sit on the skeleton differently for each of these fine differences.

I have a bone deformity. I was born with birth defect HME which populates benign tumors thoughout my body, mostly on joints and my rib cage. I also have this strange form of HME that defies any body symmetry at all. Basically not a single in my body is the same left or right.

My right arm is pretty normal. My left arm is twisted. I have the same muscle tone and mass on each arm but my left bicep is remarkably smaller than my right. I can lift the same and actually hold more weight with my deformed left arm.

From the minor differences in my skeleton as I gain any weight (Accumulate fat) things look markedly different on each side.

Anyway, back to huge asses - The black woman’s skeleton is slightly different than other races. Very different from the asian skeleton. A slight amount of fat piled onto , say, a 2 mm difference in the posterior hip will result in inches of fat piling up on it.

My good friend in her 50s is an army vet. Her pics from the army she is a 5 foot tall HOTTY. After the service she packed on about 100 pounds and the poor girl is completely rotund. My ex was also an army vet at about 5’4” and 120 pounds in the service. She’s been out for the same amount of time (They actually served very close to each other, and at the same time) and gained the same weight. She gained it all over her body, not just her ass. She’s spry and lithe to this day.

She dumped me, but that’s another story for another day.


30 posted on 12/28/2022 1:08:59 PM PST by Celerity
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More than a mouthful is a waste!..No, wait...Never mind!


31 posted on 12/28/2022 1:13:40 PM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: algore
Women are beautiful, and come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. Nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones.


34 posted on 12/28/2022 1:36:04 PM PST by CtBigPat (The time of Crisis is ending. Now comes Normalization.)
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I didn’t know we were in an era of big booty. But... it’s fine with me. Why should it end?


35 posted on 12/28/2022 1:36:08 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. )
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I imagine that Heather Radke’s first dates are lots of fun.

Suitor: “What do you do for a living, Heather?”

Heather: “I study butts.”


37 posted on 12/28/2022 1:39:02 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (If you're not part of the solution, you're just scumming up the bottom of the beaker)
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people are generally insane.....just insane.


38 posted on 12/28/2022 1:39:25 PM PST by cherry
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Meh, women with wide hips give birth easily thus reducing both infant and maternal mortality. Thigh and butt fat is directly correlated with lactation effectiveness and thus infant survival. Abdominal fat reduces fertility. Thus the male preference with pear shaped women over apples or rectangles


39 posted on 12/28/2022 1:44:33 PM PST by Valpal1 (Not even the police are safe from the police!!!)
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After the heroin chic era of the late '80s and '90s, when waif-like models like Kate Moss were upheld as the ideal,

If I wanted to bang a chick like that, I'd just drill a hole in a tree in my backyard and nail that. Much cheaper, and less effort, for the same result.
46 posted on 12/28/2022 2:16:27 PM PST by Svartalfiar
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The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin.

That’s what I said.


48 posted on 12/28/2022 2:23:14 PM PST by Rinnwald
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Have Another by Lou Monte for those who appreciate that
https://youtu.be/SRdETBa0Jaw

I Don’t Want Her You Can Have Her She’s Too Fat For Me for those who think 125 is too fat
https://youtu.be/9h-a9cvsbMM


50 posted on 12/28/2022 2:27:34 PM PST by CaptainPhilFan ( )
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The fat azz style or fad was always disgusting. Never saw anything close to being attracted to a woman with a couple of azzes. Twerking is about as close as you can get to the ritualistic mating dance...


52 posted on 12/28/2022 2:41:16 PM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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“our cultural obsession”

I suspect that the “our” that is obessessed with big butts and twerking is pretty much one particular ethnic group.


53 posted on 12/28/2022 2:45:22 PM PST by Pelham (World War III will be fought with nuclear weapons. World War IV will be fought with rocks & sticks.)
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After almost a decade of our cultural obsession with twerking, peach emojis and Brazilian butt lifts, 2022 apparently marked the end of the era of the big booty.

Our cultural obsession?

Believe me, I long ago got over my obsession with the twerking chocolate thunder big bootie corpulent hambeasts.

In fact, I never had one.

56 posted on 12/28/2022 2:49:58 PM PST by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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“Does my big butt make me look fat?”

No, the extra 150 lbs of fat you carry around makes you look fat.

ps: no Stacey Abrams jokes yet?


57 posted on 12/28/2022 2:52:18 PM PST by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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I don’t seem to have a problem with this obsession and happy to let others have the fat butts due to my considerate and sacrificing nature


60 posted on 12/28/2022 4:35:09 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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Fat Bottomed Girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0


61 posted on 12/28/2022 4:46:48 PM PST by FarCenter
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“butts became a sort of lens through which you can see the world”
So, she’s a democrat, they’ve all got their heads up their butts.


62 posted on 12/28/2022 4:56:31 PM PST by Fireone (The only reason our elections are complicated is because the cheaters want it that way.)
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The usual species is not this and not much for hygeine.


63 posted on 12/28/2022 5:39:00 PM PST by doorgunner69 (Let's go Brandon)
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When I said that your bustle
Was cute as could be
You said Darlin, that’s no bustle,
That’s me

Homer & Jethro - “Let Me Go Blubber”


68 posted on 12/28/2022 8:49:18 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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This is a profound cultural thing; I find big butts to be a turn off.


69 posted on 12/29/2022 6:25:36 AM PST by lurk (u)
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