“About to be assaulted” is no excuse. She threw the first “assault” by throwing the milkshake. More importantly, in a court of law, she would LOSE because she was the instigator of the whole situation.
However, in this particular situation, she and a Shyster lawyer will be taking away some parting gifts from Mickey D’s, because it is cheaper to pay them to go away than to fight them in court. And ANY court case is only going to hurt the image of Mickey D’s; that woman really does not care what her image is, so long as she gets some $$!
“She threw the first “assault” by throwing the milkshake. More importantly, in a court of law, she would LOSE because she was the instigator of the whole situation.”
You don’t know that. Also, if the milkshake was a defense mechanism, she doesn’t lose.
You make a terrible lawyer.
In a rational world, Screamy McNaked would be deported before any court date.