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Lucky man marries thai twins simultaneously
Stranger Worlds ^ | June 8, 2009

Posted on 02/23/2011 11:37:59 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, got married in a grand ceremony to both twins simultaneously.

On being interviewed by Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding dress gallery, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.

Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.

'When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darn impossible - I adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide which one of them to chat up.....!' He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, 'I love you and want to marry you BOTH''

The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along that they wished to marry the same man!

'It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man' the twins said.

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:- "And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai?", to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile.

'Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'.

Ms.Sirintara finally told the press, 'When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each other's side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us.'


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KEYWORDS: bigamy; polygamy; thailand; twins
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I had no idea polygamy was legal there.
1 posted on 02/23/2011 11:38:03 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Thailand?


2 posted on 02/23/2011 11:38:52 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

In a related story, both Bill Clinton and Al Gore commit suicide upon hearing the news....


3 posted on 02/23/2011 11:40:28 AM PST by Nat Turner (I can see NOVEMBER 2012 from my house....)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I heard this kind of thing went on with twins over in Siam, but not Thailand...


4 posted on 02/23/2011 11:41:22 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: ClearCase_guy
TTIWWP. So here it is. Lucky b******

L

5 posted on 02/23/2011 11:41:34 AM PST by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

There is nothing lucky about sinning.


6 posted on 02/23/2011 11:42:02 AM PST by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I could go for some Thai tonight.


7 posted on 02/23/2011 11:42:05 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

We need some photos!


8 posted on 02/23/2011 11:42:08 AM PST by Noob1999 (Loose Lips Sink Ships)
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To: Noob1999

Ask and ye shall receive!


9 posted on 02/23/2011 11:43:11 AM PST by Noob1999 (Loose Lips Sink Ships)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I had no idea polygamy was legal there.

I don't know if it is legal, but he appears happy enough. They make such a lovely couple triple.
10 posted on 02/23/2011 11:43:19 AM PST by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Persevero

Weren’t the Biblical patriarchs and kings in polygamous relationships? Were they sinning?


11 posted on 02/23/2011 11:43:39 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (All gave some, some gave all.)
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To: Persevero

hey, King David had a dozens wives, and he’s one of the most highly spoken of in the Bible.


12 posted on 02/23/2011 11:44:34 AM PST by MNDude
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Siamese twins? Or lady-boys?


13 posted on 02/23/2011 11:44:40 AM PST by SonOfDarkSkies ('And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?' Yeats)
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To: Lurker

Wait until the kids start coming.

That’s gonna be one messed up family.


14 posted on 02/23/2011 11:44:41 AM PST by derllak
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

And when PMS hits them both the same day, he may not feel so lucky.


15 posted on 02/23/2011 11:45:07 AM PST by old3030 (I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
At least he only has one MIL.

/johnny

16 posted on 02/23/2011 11:45:09 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Lurker

Two thumbs up,indeed!


17 posted on 02/23/2011 11:46:19 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Double trouble.


18 posted on 02/23/2011 11:47:09 AM PST by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: old3030

He’d be well-advised to be out-of-town on a junk buying spree on those days.


19 posted on 02/23/2011 11:47:28 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (All gave some, some gave all.)
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hey, King David had a dozens wives, and he’s one of the most highly spoken of in the Bible.

He also did some not-so-nice things in his later years.

20 posted on 02/23/2011 11:48:27 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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