awwwww......
Are you unsure of your own manhood?
Does the wifey snicker at your “equipment”? Do you fear those prancing dudes and their effeminate ways?
It IS Texas for which the joke about steers and queers was concocted......and I’m very certain you ain’t sporting horns or a nose ring, Barney.
Your warped opinion is so funny, powderpuff!!! LOL!