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Correction: Barack Obama Has No Testicles; I'm Mad As Hell And You Should Be Too
The Tusk ^ | 10/01/2009 | R Hargraves

Posted on 10/05/2009 8:25:47 AM PDT by KatyLoraleyVidales

This is The Tusk's first correction since we began publication about two months ago. But I'm not embarrassed about it. Yesterday I stunned Tusk readers everywhere by admitting that, despite our previously held beliefs that the president has no balls, he just had "little" ones. But we can all breathe a sigh of relief tonight. Our initial assessment, made after careful observation during the campaign, is true. The president is indeed suffering from a lack of bulk in the male region generally used for reproduction, a condition medical officials call "having no balls to speak of. At all. Period." I believe you can find that in the medical literature between the entries for "hallitosis" and "herpes".

Hot Air is all over this, and I encourage you to read their stuff, but here is a brief synopses of events. Yesterday, at around 3:00pm Barack Obambi issued an ultimatum to Iran: Let inspectors in within two weeks, or else!: President Obama delivered an ultimatum to Iran Thursday, saying it must allow international inspectors "unfettered access" to its recently disclosed nuclear facility at Qom in two weeks or face increased pressure from the international community...

(Excerpt) Read more at russhargraves.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Issues; Parties
KEYWORDS: bho44; democrats; obama

1 posted on 10/05/2009 8:25:47 AM PDT by KatyLoraleyVidales
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

Oh no, are we going to have to go three 6 months of “unfettered access” in the press again, that was so stupid, please not again ...


2 posted on 10/05/2009 8:27:32 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales
Perhaps he can share these with Juan Mccain...


3 posted on 10/05/2009 8:30:01 AM PDT by jessduntno (Tell Obama to STFU - Stop The Federal Usurpation.)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

I hope most of us are above this crap of writing.


4 posted on 10/05/2009 8:31:39 AM PDT by GatĂșn(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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5 posted on 10/05/2009 8:34:21 AM PDT by wastedyears (If I don't have a right to play defense, then I'll go on offense. - FReeper Enterprise)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

No news here, we all knew it when we discovered that he voted ‘present’ so often.


6 posted on 10/05/2009 8:35:31 AM PDT by CPT Clay
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

“Let inspectors in within two weeks, or else!”

Reminds me of the cop in the scene in Demolition Man: “Simon Phoenix! Lie down on the ground..or else!”

Mayhem followed. The cop and all his buddies were killed by Simon.

Obama IS going down, and he will almost certainly take the US, to some degree, down with him. It is not his policies, but his incompetence that will do us in. This country, as we know it, will not survive him.


7 posted on 10/05/2009 8:42:03 AM PDT by RobRoy (The US today: Revelation 18:4)
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To: RobRoy

Au contraire, I believe we have an excellent chance to get past Bummer the way we did past Carter — but at the expense of more Third World powder kegs that really didn’t have to be.


8 posted on 10/05/2009 8:49:59 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Democrat party is a criminal enterprise.)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

BO to Iran: “We’ll give you two weeks to knock it off! Or else!”

(small voice): “Or Else what?”

BO: “er, uh, ...”

Sounds like foreign policy by Monty Python


9 posted on 10/05/2009 9:05:15 AM PDT by silverleaf (If we are astroturf, why are the democrats trying to mow us?)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

I do think it is unheard of that a war takes more than a short time to make choices when we have people on the ground at risk. I do think this is outrageous.


10 posted on 10/05/2009 9:06:24 AM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

C’mon guys, bammy was just trying out his strong leadership style - so someone had to talk to him about how much an embargo would cost the US NAVY and how it would ultimately fail. Also, remember, of the $700 million in 2008 presidential campaign funds there had to be some oil money from the Mid East that has a few issues with embargos. So somehow this needs to be blamed on Bush. Oh yea, Bush had a strangle hold around Iran and bammy thought that not nice and wants to talk. Shazam Sgt Carter. Maybe we need to blame it on Republicans not being patriotic? We will see, bammy has no balls and someone needs to be blamed.


11 posted on 10/05/2009 9:11:38 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: equalitybeforethelaw
We will see, bammy has no balls and someone needs to be blamed.

He is plenty forceful when it comes to what he wants.

You misunderstand what he wants. He said long ago that when it comes to a choice he would stand with the Muslims.

He is doing that. He wants them to win.

12 posted on 10/05/2009 9:31:37 AM PDT by Dan(9698)
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To: Dan(9698)

You may be correct - but the first thing he wants is total adoration by everyone; or everyone he thinks is important. This will be a replay of BillyJeff, everyday will be designed to bath the annointed one in a wonderous media light. A light that shines the goodness and wisdom of dear leader on all the unwashed. It is so typical of those seeking to be cool versus those seeking to accomplish something. We have seen before, and unfortunately, will see it again. Hunker down, hoard weapons and food, if things get bad we can start shooting the bastards, otherwise, hold you nose and count the days.


13 posted on 10/05/2009 9:50:14 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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