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Confirmed: Barack Obama Has Small Testicles
The Tusk ^ | 10/01/2009 | R Hargraves

Posted on 10/05/2009 8:24:45 AM PDT by KatyLoraleyVidales

There was no doctors' report. No official White House statement on the matter. There was no press release and not even an annual presidential physical. But the world will note that yesterday, September 30, 2009, was the day that the answer to one of the world's greatest lingering questions was finally revealed: The leader of the free world has small balls. This came as a surprise to many of us on the right who have long suspected that the president had no testicles at all.

Yesterday, the White House announced that President Obama will take several weeks to review the nation's Afghanistan "strategy", a code word liberals use when they're really talking about "surrender". Yes, my friends, Barack Hussein Obama will now take several more weeks to review proposals his military advisers gave him more than a month ago. Since the requests for reinforcements began gathering dust on the president's desk, some 43 American troops have been killed waiting for commander-in-chief to respond to their commander's plea for aide.

Of course, there will be no aide, and Barack Obama is showing us what liberals meant as they shouted "What about Afghanistan?" during their protest of the Iraq war: "Why can't we surrender on two fronts instead of just one?" It is simply a fact that liberal Democrats were never truly interested in "finishing the job" in Afghanistan. Certainly they are no more interested in peace in Afghanistan than they were truly interested in freedom for the Iraqi people, a fraudulent support that quickly unraveled as they pretended to be shocked to learn that people die in wars...

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1 posted on 10/05/2009 8:24:45 AM PDT by KatyLoraleyVidales
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales
Looks like he needs a pair of these;


2 posted on 10/05/2009 8:27:43 AM PDT by jessduntno (Tell Obama to STFU - Stop The Federal Usurpation.)
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To: jessduntno

Sorry but I just don’t know about that picture...


3 posted on 10/05/2009 8:39:59 AM PDT by pgkdan ( I miss Ronald Reagan!)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales
The leader of the free world has small balls.

I guess not many socialist, Lefty Liberals like to ballroom dance.

4 posted on 10/05/2009 8:47:40 AM PDT by 50sDad (The Left cannot understand life is not in a test tube. Raise taxes, & jobs go away.)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales
The leader of the free world has small balls.

I guess not many socialist, Lefty Liberals like to ballroom dance.

5 posted on 10/05/2009 8:47:46 AM PDT by 50sDad (The Left cannot understand life is not in a test tube. Raise taxes, & jobs go away.)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales
The leader of the free world has small no balls.

There, fixed it ..

6 posted on 10/05/2009 8:51:01 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Obama has "Czars" because men with more integrity than he has still use the titles "Don" and "Capo")
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To: jessduntno

Obama-—”Do you have something in a little darker shade of brown?”


7 posted on 10/05/2009 8:57:07 AM PDT by bogusname (Banish All Lliberals)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

It’s funny that during the election season he said that we have taken our eyes off the ball — Afghanistan. It’s clear that he has NO IDEA what to do there.


8 posted on 10/05/2009 8:58:38 AM PDT by chippewaman
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To: pgkdan

it’s just a pacifier for twins.


9 posted on 10/05/2009 9:01:26 AM PDT by annieokie (i)
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To: pgkdan

twins being Pelosi and Reid.


10 posted on 10/05/2009 9:02:00 AM PDT by annieokie (i)
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To: annieokie

LOL!


11 posted on 10/05/2009 9:03:56 AM PDT by pgkdan ( I miss Ronald Reagan!)
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

That explains the birth certificate. He was born with ambiguous genitalia. He was legally a female upon birth.


12 posted on 10/05/2009 9:19:24 AM PDT by Caesar Soze
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To: KatyLoraleyVidales

‘Aide’ and ‘aid’ are actually two distictive words.

The author had a 50:50 chance...


13 posted on 10/05/2009 9:53:01 AM PDT by Moltke (DOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the Big House - HOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the White House.)
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To: annieokie

#10 - Bwhahahaha...


14 posted on 10/05/2009 9:53:12 AM PDT by GulfWar1Vet
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To: Moltke

Distinctive, damnit, not distictive.


15 posted on 10/05/2009 9:54:41 AM PDT by Moltke (DOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the Big House - HOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the White House.)
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To: Caesar Soze
That explains the birth certificate. He was born with ambiguous genitalia. He was legally a female upon birth.

Want proof? Watch him throwing a baseball at the All Star game.

16 posted on 10/05/2009 10:45:53 AM PDT by Digger (If RINO is your selection, then failure is your election)
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