[Eye of Unk]

I say if we allow this deal to go through we mandate the Swiss back out from performing the personal protection to the Pope and instead let an outfit owned by Muslims take over, or better yet a bodyguard service based in Tehran.

[RushCrush]

The Pope = our ports?

Surely you jest!

The pope has religious significance. Our ports do not.

And nobody owns the pope.

[sinkspur]

I say if we allow this deal to go through we mandate the Swiss back out from performing the personal protection to the Pope and instead let an outfit owned by Muslims take over, or better yet a bodyguard service based in Tehran.

The competition has been fierce, but I've just got to award yours the "Dumbest Post of the Day."