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To: BMCDA
And as far as I know, the ark wasn't impaired by Uzzah's hand touching it. The ancient Hebrews still kept using it and didn't throw it away or asked their god to give them a new one because Uzzah, that stupid wretch, left his fingerprints on the gold plating since he forgot to put on gloves.

He was lucky his head didn't melt. I saw a movie about that once so it must be true.

1,234 posted on 02/21/2006 2:13:31 PM PST by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: VadeRetro
His head didn't melt? God dropped the smite on him.
1,235 posted on 02/21/2006 2:16:21 PM PST by hail to the chief (Use your conservatism liberally)
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1,236 posted on 02/21/2006 2:17:39 PM PST by CarolinaGuitarman ("There is grandeur in this view of life...")
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To: VadeRetro
He was lucky his head didn't melt. I saw a movie about that once so it must be true.

Yeah, I saw that too. Guess that's God's preferred way of smiting.

1,268 posted on 02/21/2006 3:05:27 PM PST by BMCDA (If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it,we would be so simple that we couldn't)
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