[LIConFem]

"...a gun to my head and starting screaming: 'Say you love her! Say it! Say it or you die!' -"

LOL!! As I read that, I pictured Sam Kinison in the role of the principal. ;o)

[wideawake]

Now that's a funny image. It also reminds me of Kinison's standup routine on homosexuality and Chjristianity: "You can't do it! I think that's pretty clear! Suck a ___, lose the kingdom! It's that simple, folks!"