My favorite is San Francisco, immortal Norton I, Emperor of the United States.
Posted on 12/17/2005 3:58:48 AM PST by PatrickHenry
Not really, because my uncle won the Nobel Prize in literature. That was after he was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for personally capturing an entire Panzer division while on foot and armed with nothing but a sharp stick. After that, he supervised the Apollo program, while working on a cure for cancer that's coming to market next year. So I'm not worried, because my imaginary relatives are much more intimidating than most people's.
Wow, Jack Chick himself, eh? What happened there?
Only if you are the rabbit. You aren't a rabbit are you?
Gee, a creationist lying... go figure...
I thought it was just his shorts they changed.
No kidding. My imaginary relatives sit around drinking my beer and hitting me up for cigarette money.
"Proper" singular/plural usage are a side-effect of consorting with the devil.
My mother's friend's cousin once knew a guy who went to a lecture where Hovind was exposed as a fake by Dr. Piltdown Mann, MD, AD, DDS, FLD, FFF&F. (Extra points awarded to those who can identify the string of degrees).
I rarely drink, because usually liquor puts me right to sleep...thats why last nite, I thought just a little bit of alcohol, mixed into a large eggnog, would be fine, and it was...
But there is just something about my own biological system, it just does not tolerate much alcohol...I just fall asleep, am dead to the world, which is no fun at all...
My limit when we go out, is to have one beer with my meal..that much I can tolerate...more than that, and its usually lites out...
The last one has one too many Fs.
lmao
Sent you a private Freepmail on the Jack Chick matter...
Got it, thx. Never liked the old coot myself, anyway - not that I've encountered him personally, but his rampant anti-Catholic bigotry is such that I'd probably punch him in the mouth if I ever did, and I don't care that he's a hundred and forty-seven, or however old he is now ;)
That boggles the mind.
1,137 posted on 12/18/2005 5:22:16 PM EST by Full Court
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To: andysandmikesmom
Um, wake up call for you. No one is saying anything about Dr.'s but YOU and YOU are getting very confused and saying things that I never said to you. Now, you may or may not of been drunk, but you were posting things that made no sense at all. If you weren't drunk, then I hope you have some kind of logical reason for saying stupid things to people that make no sense.
1,139 posted on 12/18/2005 5:26:04 PM EST by Full Court
Unbelievable. "You may or may not have been drunk," two posts after "YOu get drunk in front of your kids." And, as an extra added attraction, "I hope you have some kind of logical reason for saying stupid things to people that make no sense."
They weren't stupid things, and she was saying them to people who make no sense.
Wow, that stinks. Maybe you should change the locks or something - that seems to keep my imaginary in-laws at bay.
Thanks so much for that...
Let all see, again and again, that Full Court states, as a fact that he somehow knows, that I get drunk in front of my children...the more the posters and lurkers see the filth that sputters forth from Full Courts mouth, the better...
OTOH you can tell her that evolutionists have longer phylogeny's.
"Cast first the stone, then conduct thou the trial." There has to be a New Testament parable like that. Otherwise, people wouldn't have called me a communist, a homosexual, an atheist, and a poster named Aric2000 for defending evolution.
My favorite is San Francisco, immortal Norton I, Emperor of the United States.
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