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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: Darksheare

So am I. Even when I don't think I am...;o]


35,121 posted on 07/24/2005 5:24:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Temple Owl

Maybe that's it...I never had a honeymoon...:o[


35,122 posted on 07/24/2005 5:26:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

I tend to wander.
*sigh*
Old habit I guess.


35,123 posted on 07/24/2005 5:28:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Tax-chick

What do you get when you talk to a nerd?

His lunch money.


35,124 posted on 07/24/2005 5:32:13 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: Temple Owl

Sometimes life is like that.


35,125 posted on 07/24/2005 5:35:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Monkey Face
I never had a honeymoon.

We went to Missouri ... "honeymoon" with my father and grandmother.

35,126 posted on 07/24/2005 5:36:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Monkey Face
Are you back from your vacation?

Yes, and tired. Of course, getting up for a 6 AM departure to the airport didn't help...

Where did you go and how did you like it?

It was a church camp just outside Yosemite. Nice, but HOT and a bit humid (unusual for this part of California). A little difficult for us mossbacks (PNWesterners) to take -- a far cry from cool drizzle.

Liked it (our 2nd year) -- great people even if (to focus on the sole negative) liturgically this is not our cuppa tea. I've long liked folk music and as a teen enjoyed folk masses when they were introduced... but although I still enjoy folk music, I now dislike folk masses and especially the steady and unrelieved diet at camp of what high-church Anglicans & Romans call "Happy-Clappy" music.

But to put it in perspective, we're planning to attend next year.

OTOH, they provide opportunities for teaching creative activities of all sorts (I have before me a couple of icons I made last year), secular and otherwise, and the goodwife agrees with me, if the camp leaders agree we might conduct a class next year in "Anglican Chant."

And did you take pictures?

Ummm... yes. One of this year's classes was in photographic composition. Few of those would tell you anything about camp, however, so here are some others:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us A brief visit from the (ailing) bishop.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Birdfeeder back of main hall, upper deck, overlooking pond.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us A protrait of one of the priests by a talented teen.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Baptism (renewal) of a younger camper in the nearby "New Jordan" river (it's snowmelt -- VERY cold!).

35,127 posted on 07/24/2005 5:36:59 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
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To: Monkey Face
If you ever do. Think seriously about Chester, PA. It will be exciting. Try to get a Bed and Breakfast around 3d and Lamokin. You'll be fascinated by the drug raids and shootings next door.
35,128 posted on 07/24/2005 5:40:17 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: Tax-chick

Talk to them. I'll split it with you.


35,129 posted on 07/24/2005 5:42:15 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: Temple Owl

My mother, Old Tax-lady, says, "Never lend money expecting to get it back."


35,130 posted on 07/24/2005 5:45:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: sionnsar

Thanks for the pix.


35,131 posted on 07/24/2005 5:49:09 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: NicknamedBob

I have completed my investigation. You must go to Phaffenhoven, Germany. You will find what you are seeking in the Brausteller.


35,132 posted on 07/24/2005 5:54:53 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: sionnsar

It does look like fun...I'm glad you enjoyed it. I haven't been camping since 1984, darnit.

Thanks for the photos! Kewl stuff!


35,133 posted on 07/24/2005 5:55:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Darksheare
The Book Of Foreshadowed Sorrows
Tales III and IV

Very good -- but questions/comments come to mind:
- Is she the dragon or had the dragon taken her?
- The words would seemingly not have been enough, perhaps, even were they repeated*
- Dented? The significance escapes me... (is this a pun on "teeth"?)

(* I am minded of a family member from another generation who, although not like this, was by reports frequently overbearing and very difficult... until medicine advanced to the point that her condition became both diagnosable and treatable -- and her long-suffering husband and she spent the last year of their life together in renewed marital bliss...)

35,134 posted on 07/24/2005 5:55:40 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
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To: Temple Owl

Uh...I had that in the Crenshaw District, thanks, and it wasn't a honeymoon. Still, it was effective...


35,135 posted on 07/24/2005 5:56:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Tax-chick

Don't pay any attention to your mother. I'll meetcha round the corner in a half an hour.


35,136 posted on 07/24/2005 5:56:58 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: sionnsar

Howdy!

I did my best to make it rain today. Ran around with the top down and everything, but no dice.

ON THE CAR!!! The top was down on the CAR!!!


35,137 posted on 07/24/2005 6:02:01 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: sionnsar

Thanks.
I did put some odd elements into that one, some things were symbolic rather than literal which is unusual for what I usually write.

So in the story, she is the dragon, and his papers that he has handed her are his Saint Georges lance.
She'd spent her entire time stomping him into the dirt and humiliating him, and he'd finally, stealthily, decided to do something.
As there were more than just words, there were deeds unmentioned.

The ring, dented, symbolizes the end of vows, the breaking of the circle.
Once done, it cannot be uundone or made new as too much has gone on for there to berconciliation.

The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows runs in sections, one section dealing with death, another dealing with despair.
The twist to tale III was that in the end, the one in despair wasn't who it had initially apopeared to be.
(She'd made her entire life revolve around him and destroying him on a daily basis. Once he was gone, she had no life. A slain dragon withering within her own scales.)


35,138 posted on 07/24/2005 6:02:53 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: SandyInSeattle; sionnsar

I will be more than happy to send you some of ours! But the heat might be more than you want...90's...:o|


35,139 posted on 07/24/2005 6:04:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: SandyInSeattle
ON THE CAR!!! The top was down on the CAR!!!

Awwww Ratz!

35,140 posted on 07/24/2005 6:04:58 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
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