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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Monkey Face

It is way too pretty a day to be spending it at work.

I noticed the zot threads, when I got my pings opened up I saw that I missed all the fun.

Solitare has awakened up to having power.

Jackie used to bully the heck out of her over food. She wore her legs out pacing back and forth between bowls. Solly wouldn't challenge her and Jackie wouldn't eat for marching and grousing.

This morning Solly cleaned her bowl out and pushed Jackie out of the way and ate her portion as well.

Jackie is about to learn manners the hard way.


20,481 posted on 04/16/2005 11:17:32 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Rule # 4. When liberals have factual evidence that their position is wrong they ignore the evidence)
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To: Monkey Face

I can handle cold much better than heat.

Of course in Ky when it is 90F, the humidity is usually 98% as well. It's like trying to breathe water.


20,482 posted on 04/16/2005 11:19:00 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Rule # 4. When liberals have factual evidence that their position is wrong they ignore the evidence)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Air you can drink, and water you can't, is exactly why I left Tek-sus for AZ. I love the heat, but only if it's dry. I never felt "clean" in TX because as soon as I got out of the shower, I was wet again. UGH!

It's nice, here! I LIKE it!

Dogs, like most animals, will find their own "pecking order." Of course, sometimes, it's a little difficult to let them work it out on their own...


20,483 posted on 04/16/2005 11:23:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I'm going to go lie down for a while. I'll see you in a bit! :o]


20,484 posted on 04/16/2005 11:36:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Monkey Face

Enjoy your nap. It's hard work to zot all night.


20,485 posted on 04/16/2005 12:39:27 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Rule # 4. When liberals have factual evidence that their position is wrong they ignore the evidence)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Ok, this is where everyone must be hiding this afternoon


20,486 posted on 04/16/2005 2:20:37 PM PDT by queenkathy (A day without sunshine is like, well, night)
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To: queenkathy; TASMANIANRED

I hear it's "nice" and "spring-like" outside, so most folks are doing outdoor stuff. 'Cept for me. The Yellow Face hurts my eyes today.


20,487 posted on 04/16/2005 2:25:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Monkey Face

For us here in Mi it's a beautiful day. I SHOULD be out there but I'm inside on this computer! I really can't handle too much sun. Makes me break out in freckles. I'm one of those who get's burned, freckled, then goes back to light skin. It's the CURSE OF THE RED HAIR


20,488 posted on 04/16/2005 2:28:33 PM PDT by queenkathy (A day without sunshine is like, well, night)
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To: queenkathy

I'm quite familiar with the red-hair thing. My sister is one of those who burns, peels and just gets more freckles. I am the only kid in the family who has straight dark hair and no freckles. Ever. Anywhere. And I'm taller than the rest of them, too, including the boys. *sigh*


20,489 posted on 04/16/2005 2:39:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Monkey Face

Wow, I could use you around my house! I'm only 5 foot tall and I can't reach anything!! I had to buy one of those "Gophers" to get stuff down out of the cupboard!! Ok, red hair AND short. Not that's 2 problems...LOL


20,490 posted on 04/16/2005 2:41:54 PM PDT by queenkathy (A day without sunshine is like, well, night)
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To: queenkathy

Yes, I know how being "short" works, too. My nother was 5'1" and from the time I was 12, I was always "volunteered" to reach the things on the top shelves. Funny how that works, huh? ;o]


20,491 posted on 04/16/2005 2:49:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Monkey Face

Being a red head, I burn in about 15 minutes. I buy sun screen by the quart.


20,492 posted on 04/16/2005 3:15:04 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Rule # 4. When liberals have factual evidence that their position is wrong they ignore the evidence)
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To: Monkey Face

Texas sounds like KY only hotter.

In the summer it is like living in a steam cooker.


20,493 posted on 04/16/2005 3:19:31 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Rule # 4. When liberals have factual evidence that their position is wrong they ignore the evidence)
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To: mhking

I thought he was joking around. This was for real?


20,494 posted on 04/16/2005 3:19:38 PM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (<<<< Profile page streamlined, solely devoted Schiavo research)
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To: queenkathy

Red head sympathy pain here.


20,495 posted on 04/16/2005 3:21:51 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Rule # 4. When liberals have factual evidence that their position is wrong they ignore the evidence)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March; sionnsar

Very real! And we have fun in a realistic and wholesome way, too! LOL!

Welcome to the Undead Thread, Part II! Stick around and have some real fun with real people!

'Face ;o]


20,496 posted on 04/16/2005 3:23:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: queenkathy

I have to approach strangers in the grocery to help me with the upper shelves.


20,497 posted on 04/16/2005 3:24:55 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Rule # 4. When liberals have factual evidence that their position is wrong they ignore the evidence)
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To: TASMANIANRED
I was born too soon! When I was in school I was the ONLY red head. I heard all the funny jokes...D'rather be dead than red on the head...Carrot top, Carrot bottom (carrots really are red on the bottom) That was a real funny one!

Now EVERYONE wants red hair. EVERYONE!! Now I'm coloring mine to keep the gray away! Life's just not timed right!

20,498 posted on 04/16/2005 3:25:15 PM PDT by queenkathy (A day without sunshine is like, well, night)
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To: TASMANIANRED

In the three years I lived in TX, I think we had three weeks of sunshine. The rest of the time was either overcast, foggy, marine layer, or rain. And the days that were sunny, the heat index was usually around 100. Yrch!


20,499 posted on 04/16/2005 3:25:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: queenkathy

Yessim.


20,500 posted on 04/16/2005 3:26:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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