Excellent. My dictionary defines "ape" as "any of various large, tailless Old World primates of the family Pongidae, including the chimpanzee, gorilla, gibbon, and orangutan." Now, why don't you point me to the part of evolutionary theory - heck, any evolutionist will do - that claims that chimpanzees, gorillas, gibbons, or orangutans have ever given birth to a human. That way, we'll know you're objecting to the actual theory itself, and not some junk you just made up.
No evolutionist would be so brazen as to propose a direct, immediate transition. Millions of years are needed so we "understand" the transition was so gradual no one has ever seen it. Has any evolutionist demonstrated under strict scientific contditions the transition from an ape to anything slightly closer to human? Has any evolutionist proposed at what point the ape becomes human as opposed to ape?