[Godebert]

Ya....Barack Obama is more Conservative than Dr. Alan Keyes. The great PooBear has spoken. Do you really expect us to buy that?

[Poohbah]

Ya....Barack Obama is more Conservative than Dr. Alan Keyes.

Put down the crack pipe and step away from the computer, please; the above sentence is proof that you've lost your f***ing mind.

The great PooBear has spoken.

You said it, not me.

Do you really expect us to buy that?

Ask yourself--you're the one who said it.

If I lived in Illinois, I'd probably vote Constitution Party this election.