[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well, since I"m not in Texas I can't very well look for that "soap" stuff, now can I? And the only "tap" in our house dispenses beer.........

[Argh]

You really must invite me over to your place, Miss Taps! Don't worry, I'll bring soap enough for all. Or maybe I'll just drink enough beer that I won't notice the odiferousness of the denizens of the establishment! (And continue not to worry, because getting there will be tricky since I can't afford enough gas to get a car as far as Bellingham!)