[gas_dr]

When properly viewed

anything is lewd

i tell you a story of Peter Pan

Captain Hook -- there's a dirty old man

[xsmommy]

i don't get it? pardon my dimness...

[Argh]

Sorry to quibble, Doc, but I think what you're looking for here are some of the words to the Tom Lehrer song "Smut":

Old books can be indecent books,
Though recent books are bolder.
For filth, I'm glad to say,
Is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz - there's a dirty old man!