[Notforprophet]

In other words: "I stand by my original shame that the POTUS is a Texan, but apologize because of my sudden respect for the Office. I still oppose the war, but am afraid most of my fans think I am a vapid, brainless lefty, so Sony made me release this statement to try and save my career and their investment."

[TxBec]

We are currently in Europe

"There's your trouble"