[mountaineer]

Well, that's helpful, but I doubt the weather will permit me to wear what those girls are wearing! (On the other hand, it might bring the whole thing to an abrupt halt). The main thing is to exercise self-control while tossing candy to the gathered throng of parade-wathcers, as I might be tempted to zing Tootsie Pops at their heads, being the mean-spirited Republican I am.

[Timeout]

No, as a mean-spirited pubbie you'll have to snatch away from the kiddies all the candy they caught from the car in front of you. (And give some dog food to the old ladies while you're at it!)