[.38sw]

Davis is a "coin operated law door mat"...I wonder if Simon has that in his arsenal...

Close. Simon calls Doofus "the coin-operated governor". :)

[okimhere]

Yeah, that's good, too. Conjures up a vision of a mechanical man with a coin slot for a mouth and a big wind-up key in the back. Let's hope he's taken off the market come election day and that he becomes an unwanted collectible item (as robot man, I mean).