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To: okimhere
Well here is to hoping that CA will rally again come election time and get Davis OUT!!

Well I'm off to get my hair tuned up .. BBL
470 posted on 09/21/2002 9:04:05 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1; *FReeople
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter:


"Are you the owner?"


The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."
471 posted on 09/21/2002 11:12:18 AM PDT by lodwick
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