To: Timeout; *The GUILD
More thoughts -
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs..
My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
36 posted on
09/15/2002 8:41:54 AM PDT by
lodwick
To: lodwick
Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Love it! You really should avoid those damned classes, just to maintain your health. Yeppers,,, that's what I think.
To: lodwick
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. Oh Lod, this is so funny; and SO TRUE!
51 posted on
09/15/2002 9:58:11 AM PDT by
SuziQ
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