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One of our first Blonde GUY jokes ... and well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's wife.

............are you ready for it...................

............its worth the wait ...........................

............here it comes ................................

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."

Howdy all....I have been offline all day long, because I after having rearranged the garage, I was going through, and playing with some of my dollies I havent seen for a while...and am getting out the Halloween and and fall time and Chrismtas dollies...quite a big chore, but a fun one...

BiGDom is gone today, out with his buddy, and they are working on their cars...this morning, he took the GarbageMobile to the dump....and to the recycle area...that poor GarbageMobile, it never gets to go anywhere, unless its hauling trash...it always stands in as the spare car, should we need it...but its old(25yrs old), hate the color(yellow)...thing is, we got it cheap, when we needed a backup car in case our other car was down...and the best thing about that garbagemobile, is that even at its age, it still runs great...

Of course, Andy just mumbles when he looks at it...hes a Camarro man...his first was a maroon Camarro that he loved dearly, and has great memories of having that car at college, and summer ventures with his friends...

Right now he enjoys his snappy teal colored Camarro, with the pop top...when he bought it, he bought it from a guy, who loved that car, and hated to give it up, but he and his wife were expecting their first baby, and the wife was insisting on a van or station wagon, and they needed the money from the Camarro sale, to help with upcoming expenses in bigger van payments, coupled with expenses incurred from having a baby...Andy was able to get a really good deal, becaue he was paying in hard cold cash, upfront, no loans, or such...so the lure of immediate money, put this couple willing to come down in price...

Andy just remembers driving away, seeing the sad look on the hubbys face, as his beloved Camarro, was being driven away by someone else...ah well, sometimes when babies come, sacrifices must be made...

Men, and their cars...