2 weeks ago I was cutting the grass, and came around a large ash tree. I was looking at the ground, and not at the tree trunk. The previous owner had left a wooden decorative woodpecker, attached by a steel rod, at head level. Yep, ran into it. I got a nasty slice just above my hairline. Luckily it doesn't show, and it's healing nicely now.
BTW, I took a hammer to that wooden bird!