A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."
"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How couldyour little runt kill my rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
U.S. forces backed an allied assault Wednesday in western Pakistan. Official reports said Taliban fighters were assaulted by the British, by Canadians and by others. The term others is a diplomatic nicety commonly understood to mean Germans.