Bwahaha... No dogs cause I barely can fund my vices let alone a critter... No, no tarp, but I got Republican bumper stickers all over my car, if you can see 'em through teh smoke haze and the dents where I was drunk and concrete fixtures came out of nowhere. And I got parts of my apartment including under the sink that I don't go cause the resident mold got there first, does that count? How's about the cheap-a$$ American flag doohickey crap I got all over my windows. And I DO own one a them bumber stickers that says "My president is Jeff Davis" but the part of town I live in, I'd get shot at if I put it on...
OK...I can understand that...unless you own a CAT and it's not an outside mouser!...(My vice fund is runnin' low...gotta go find the wife...todays FRiday right?...I think she gets payed today...)
FMCDH