I knew it...a wannabe...I'll see your two flat tires and raise you SIX...bet you don't have a pile of cedar with a blue tarp over it in the middle of the driveway, do you?...another TT wannabe...(BTW, how many dogs do you have?)
FMCDH
Bwahaha... No dogs cause I barely can fund my vices let alone a critter... No, no tarp, but I got Republican bumper stickers all over my car, if you can see 'em through teh smoke haze and the dents where I was drunk and concrete fixtures came out of nowhere. And I got parts of my apartment including under the sink that I don't go cause the resident mold got there first, does that count? How's about the cheap-a$$ American flag doohickey crap I got all over my windows. And I DO own one a them bumber stickers that says "My president is Jeff Davis" but the part of town I live in, I'd get shot at if I put it on...