FR Daily Humor/Bizarre News Thread 03/26/02

[lds23]

Unlike the Protestants, who schism in public.

[ventana]

Post the whole thread.

[ventana]

Tell ya what. If my church ever blunders like the Catholic church has, make fun of em all you want. Thank you for confirming what this was all about: unabashed Anti-Catholic bashing during Holy Week. V's wife.

[Texaggie79]

bashing? Really? Show me one bash....

I guess we should all just be quiet and not say a word. We aren't worthy to speak out. We must know our place.

Why did our ancestors move over here anyway?

[Sir Gawain]

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1 posted on 3/25/02 2:36 PM Central by Sir Gawain
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To: victoria delsoul; texaggie79; dead; tomservo; glock rocks; nunya bidness; rebelbase

All in good fun.

2 posted on 3/25/02 2:37 PM Central by Sir Gawain
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To: Sir Gawain

LMAO

3 posted on 3/25/02 2:41 PM Central by Texaggie79
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To: Sir Gawain

yeah. real big ha. ha.

4 posted on 3/25/02 2:44 PM Central by D-fendr
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To: Sir Gawain

Incoming! Look out!

5 posted on 3/25/02 2:44 PM Central by dead
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To: Sir Gawain

That's a real cheap shot.

(And I'm still laughing my patootee off right now.)

6 posted on 3/25/02 3:14 PM Central by Diddle E. Squat
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To: dead

I chickened out and put it in the General Forum. No one will see it.

7 posted on 3/25/02 3:15 PM Central by Sir Gawain
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To: Sir Gawain

Oh, I didn't even notice. I NEVER look in the General Forum unless I'm pinged.

You should be safe, unless I start pinging people who will blow up when they see this!

8 posted on 3/25/02 3:21 PM Central by dead
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To: Sir Gawain

Father Dean and Father Sammy are not amused!

9 posted on 3/25/02 3:26 PM Central by socal_parrot
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To: Sir Gawain

"In the Catholic Church, after 2,000 years, Mary is still a Virgin," she said. "So clearly, they're not interested in girls."

LOL! You naughty boy!

10 posted on 3/25/02 3:45 PM Central by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

You like naughty boys? ;-)

11 posted on 3/25/02 4:10 PM Central by Sir Gawain
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12 posted on 3/25/02 7:43 PM Central by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Kinky.

13 posted on 3/25/02 8:00 PM Central by nunya bidness
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To: Sir Gawain

This satire bites!

The local rectory has taken the place of the local pool hall in Massachusetts.

Question: Why won't Kentucky Fried Chicken build their restaurants near a Catholic Church?

Answer: They can't stand the competition for the fresh chicken.

14 posted on 3/25/02 8:10 PM Central by Palladin
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To: Sir Gawain

LOL - good one!

15 posted on 3/25/02 8:50 PM Central by Moonmad27
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To: Sir Gawain

I think you're safe. My wife is Catholic and she thought this was very funny. As do I. LOL!!!

16 posted on 3/25/02 9:13 PM Central by Dawgsquat
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To: nunya bidness; victoria delsoul

Kinky.

I'm not complaining. :-D

17 posted on 3/26/02 9:02 AM Central by Sir Gawain
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To: Sir Gawain

You Sir Gawain, are a complete schmuck. V's wife.

18 posted on 3/26/02 9:06 AM Central by ventana
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To: ventana

I try my best.

19 posted on 3/26/02 9:18 AM Central by Sir Gawain
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You Sir Gawain, are a complete schmuck

A Yiddish reference on a Catholic thread. Is that Kosher?

20 posted on 3/26/02 9:23 AM Central by socal_parrot
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To: Sir Gawain

And, obviously, no believer in Christ. V's wife.

21 posted on 3/26/02 10:15 AM Central by ventana
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To: ventana

Well thanks for your kind words.

22 posted on 3/26/02 10:24 AM Central by Sir Gawain
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[Sir Gawain]

bashing = being critical

[ventana]

I chickened out and put it in the General Forum. No one will see it. You indicated here that it would upset some. It upset me. I let you know it, and you all want to be free to say what you want, but you don't like being called on something. I never censored you. But I don't like the cartoon image, I don't like the piece, and I said so. I apologize for calling you a schmuck in the heat of my anger. That was wrong. But I still object very strongly to this. And I think it was put here exactly to be provacative, which I think your own words indicate. Why hurt good believing people when they are obviously very upset, particularly now. Some priests and leaders made egrigious mistakes which affected a billion plus innocent people. The church faithful are reacting to it, fighting back, and asking for change. They are not accepting it. Well, some people kick people when they are down. V's wife.

[Sir Gawain]

You indicated here that it would upset some.

Exactly. Which is why I posted it in the General Forum and under Humor. No one forced you to read it. It's fine if you don't like it. Satire makes some people mad. That's why it's satire.

[ventana]

Well, at least you admit in a roundabout way that your intention was to make people (Catholic in this case) mad. V's wife.

[Sir Gawain]

No, my intention was to post a funny satire. If it had been Baptists, Methodists, LDS, etc., I would have still posted it.

[Cagey]

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

ROFL..........There is no "I" in moron either.......

What can you expect from a high priced, private University in East Texas anyway......? lol

(My very best friend is a Baylor grad.....)

[RangeRatt]

or, as it was said at FSU: "you can't spell "felon" without "'nole"!

[Sir Gawain]

Using the beta software, I was able to retrieve a deleted post that I had missed:

From ventana Mar 26 10:29 AM comment #24 of 24
To Sir Gawain

Well thank you for your kind words..

That sounds bitter and cynical for a self-proclaimed Bible believer.V's wife.

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[Victoria Delsoul]

Wow! Talk about cynical and bitter post. Good Lord!

[nunya bidness]

We need a separate Whine button.

We do have one: Post Reply

[Sir Gawain]

You can retrieve deleted posts made to you on the beta forum.

[nunya bidness]

Shhh. It's a secret.

[Sir Gawain]

Not really. Now where were those posts where you were cussing me out....

[nunya bidness]

It was the Aggie. I was trying to save them but my browser kept crashing because beta's so buggy.