I'll get the kettles and the Newts, mustn't forget my shiny boots..
A yob at Willin Wimmin's Pub, will get me leads and buy some grub..
A Capt'n there will like my style, and on his ship I'll stay awhile..
Let Goody do the tightrope bash, and let the Capt'n grab his cash...
Not me, fair Willy, no siree. Not me, for any grubby fee...
No chance of sharks upon the sea, no fool or flunky will I be...